tara

professional assistant // if u want small things

[tara @tstrichy]

I think ab her a lot

[Jimmy Whispers @iSTIZO99]

@messedupfoods

[tara @tstrichy]

just found my fake ID and it expired 4 years ago😧

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this is the average senator

[tara @tstrichy]

Cant get this out of my head so pls enjoy

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

What would Pluto do?

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

To this day I still can’t believe they did this.

[tara @tstrichy]

Tom Wambsgans, everybody

[tara @tstrichy]

I stg I wasn’t searching for y2k tops but this is a serve

- also kinda nitpicky but looking at it a second time, why’s it advertised for teens but her underwear’s out

[El Norte Recuerda @Vanessid]

Did Taytay not pull her music off of Spotify and create "Taylor's Versions" or https://t.co/ANg3r5pA7g

[Jane O'Meara Sanders @janeosanders]

Happy Birthday Bernie!! Best husband, father and grandfather over all these years!

[tara @tstrichy]

“human ashtray” NY you’ve outdone yourself

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

This is so funny. Californians are turned on by crying. The TN-CO “Protocol Belt.” Indiana cannot muster a fetish, they simply enjoy “Cum.” Atlantans are into race play. Lost my shit when I saw Interrogation in Virginia. I don’t know what “impact play” could possibly mean in NC.

[tara @tstrichy]

just saw #BottomsMovie again it is HANDS DOWN in my top 10 all time is that insane idc

[tara @tstrichy]

@williambanks_ cum is 3 letters, simple is 6, both names have 2 words, 6/2=3 wait someone should look into this

[JUMBLE BAG @JumbleBag]

While Jimmy Fallon is in the news, apparently Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for raping 2 women. Here's him with Conan O'brien. As if you needed any confirmation as to why Conan is the GOAT.
https://t.co/P9eA8G5hX5

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

Tina Fey had Jimmy Fallon dead to rights more than a decade ago in her memoir Bossypants. Will never forget this account about his exchange w/Amy Poehler in an SNL writers’ room…