the garden of eden.

they/them. textbook sagittarius but at least my mommy issues make me funny.

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

i am a menace, an absolute fucking menance

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

@secularhazed see i need one bc im not okay with it

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

today's series of unfortunate events: my cat puked in my unmade bed while i was at work and then later in the night dunked himself into the bathtub full of what water with said vomit sheets, scaring himself and then getting water all over the house

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

@secularhazed what the fuck dude why'd you do that 😤

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

sagittarius, it was leo's fault. you did nothing wrong.

[Lilah RPG 💜 🇵🇸 @LilahRPGtt]

I *really* need women who are pretending to understand feminism to listen up.

THE POINT OF BODILY AUTONOMY IS FREEDOM TO MAKE CHOICES ABOUT YOUR OWN BODY, THAT INCLUDES CHOICES YOU MAY REGRET, SOMEONE ELSE DECIDING YOU *MIGHT* REGRET IT AND STOPPING YOU IS REMOVING AUTONOMY.

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

@secularhazed can i get this tattooed? i'll be free advertisement

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

no <3

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

sagittarius. it's okay to feel something without announcing the feeling.

[★ @fuitsnack]

daddy issues suck but your dad is just some guy. mommy issues alter your brain chemistry

[͏ ͏͏ ͏𐙚 @softdeIicacy]

van gogh's brush strokes; details.

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I'm struggling to understand why destroying a painting of sunflowers done by Van Gogh, an impoverished man who was marginalised in his local community due to his mental illness, is the right target to make a statement about how awful the oil industry is.

[phage @clubmoss_]

I’m a situational smoker—If there’s a situation, i’m smoking

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

sagittarius, turn to the moon for answers.

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

best romantic formula: nerd boy that's just some guy + goth halloween lover

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

AND I SAW A UFO

[the garden of eden. @tsurdzuri]

6 shots deep of pink whitney don't talk to me about boys get me a mcdonald's cheeseburger 😤🧍‍♂️