taykrispy🍓

high school girl by day / middle school boy when playing video games 😎• she/her

[Anaïs @MorriganReading]

feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack

[𓆨 @swanyard98]

people are going to regret voting no on Prop 40. when your parent/grandparents suddenly are losing their Medi-cal benefits, u can thank the federal cuts which we will only feel harder with time as we run through the budget.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

the 12 hour libbing out period is over. it is now time to kill and eat the first elected democrat you see

[Dane @BabylonFan32]

“You lefties have no idea what’s coming.”

*one midterm later*

“I’m so fucking scared they are literally going to kill republicans.”

[Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson @Goheels58970541]

Generational run

[chris⭐ @aanvole]

There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot

[micah❗️ @zapatasbande]

voted straight dem but on the working families party line

[Jasmine has the blood of Akasha in her! @jaxmixe]

Tr*mp’s “STOP THE COUNT” tweet lives rent free in my mind. It’s been 6 years and it still makes me immediately laugh. 2020 was such an unreal year.

[Crub @CrubTV]

IT’S NOT 2004 CHUDS ISLAMOPHOBIA DON’T WORK NO MORE WE HAVE A SHAWARMA SHOP IN EVERY TOWN AND WHITE BOYS ARE SAYING INSHALLAH UNIRONICALLY IT’S OVER FOR YOU

[watch shiboyugi @dorilaron]

the thing w california is that people will support vaguely left things but when it comes to material benefits to poor/homeless people the majority mobilize against it. collective belief that theyre closer with the billionaires than the unhoused

[jake @wormpuller]

Civil war ? Bro we are force feminizing you and shipping you to Atlanta

[🦋🦚💐🌟 @ilovegoobahs]

ITS FOR YOU DAWG ITS LIT

[habibi @habibislop]

SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”

[Nesthot @valleeezy]

Voting in California is fun until you learn that most of the population thinks they’re closer to being billionaires than broke

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Trump administration so ass you got day 1 confederate Jim Crow states going Blue 😭😭