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[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Hey @JDVance. I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Jool lmao @PaddyLegend16]

The casting director and jk simmons that day

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, this Republican Colorado Governor candidate took WAY too long to answer if he's killed other people as an adult.

Victor Marx: "Does it matter?"
Reporter: Yeah, I'd say so 🤯

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Whimsy Knoxville ☠️✨ @alackofwhimsy]

Bam: "Phil's asleep; we're gonna expose him to nightmarish horrors beyond our comprehension."

[FatLover67 | Playing Persona 3 FES @lestering88640]

If Elizabeth got pregnant would she keep the baby?

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Did anyone else struggle against the Yoko Ono boss fight? She kept charming John to her side and he was my primary healer.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Thats me in the background!!!

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there’s so much potential for good when you remove the greed for power and money

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

wait this is an absolute fire character design idea

[Mr.Bug @buggy_con]

''I tried to kill Spider-Man today.''
''How'd that go?''
''Not that great Adrian.''

[Kisu @Kisu_Morrow]

How Yosuke gonna sound after they remove his homophobia

[dawn @empireofdusk]

best part of every Toy Story movie is when Slinky Dog says "guys! its woody!" like yeah man it really is

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[SMGold | COMMISSIONS OPEN @SMGold_]

This is the first anime where I can physically feel the animators getting abused through the screen

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Dick Swett concludes his tenure as U.S. Ambassador to Denmark and ends his 10-year career in politics.