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[𝓉𝒶𝓎 @ttaylor_alyssa]

@grok @Mdakkks @CFC_lova Wrong

[𝓉𝒶𝓎 @ttaylor_alyssa]

@olwestside What’s on the back of Ariana’s neck?

[keegan @FranziaMom]

every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. it usually is good

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil

[SoTuffSoCute @SoTuffSoCute]

I thought the G spot was where the whole gang hang out

[Ethan 📼 @HoesLuvEthan]

british currency is so gay, like who exactly are you pounding, fella?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

your honor in my clients defense shawty was like a melody in his head

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me as a drug dealer

*giggling*

“we dont have coke is pepsi okay”

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your potential

[white crayon 🪐 @oopstimusprime]

just got my ancestry .com results!!

[Ofentse @EASYDOUL]

Someone said there's a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness and I felt it.

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me thinking of my unborn child every time I see baby sneakers

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one