BREAKING: Gavin Newsom, in a sudden bout of rage, allegedly yelled "You Stupid Orange Niggger!" in a private phone call with President Donald Trump yesterday, WSJ reports.
Attention pedophiles:
Now, according to our new state law in Florida, if you rape a child you will be put to death. Keep your hands off our children.
Thank you to the Florida legislature and @GovRonDeSantis for getting this done.