Miranda

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Almost certain I could convince Beto to wear a dog collar around for a while. Not even through intimidation, he could just be talked into it

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

COWORKER: Hi Conor how are you

ME: *so hungover my body is producing an audible hum* I Think They Should Give Retail Workers A Service Weapon

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

just two gals waking up from an accidental nap in the park

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

It’s starting to smell like I should ghost everyone and move to a new state again🤔🤔🤔

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

IM SUIING YOU

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

I woke up on a farm in Kentucky, drove back to Ohio and clocked into work by 9:30 this morning

I feel powerful

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

just a girl with a dog on a barstool

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

I’m thrilled about my latest Etsy purchases

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

I thought my mid twenties would be more exciting but it’s mostly just conversations about plants and T.J. Maxx

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

there’s a mimosa specific bar crawl near my apartment today and I am LIVING for the hoards of brunch girlies who are all clearly regretting their shoe choices ❤️❤️❤️ I believe in them

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

why am I like this

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

She’s planning something

[LOCAL MILF @emilymaeisbae]

I make and sell custom jeans now. In case you were interested

[doing my best @mykagain]

I thought thats what you did

[Miranda @tthat_redhead]

ummm am I interrupting