hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓

a walking paradox

[hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓 @tthe_rain]

Sigh 😕

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Niggas signing up for run clubs to run in parks that you can run in for free… anything to chase hoes lmao

[big-goonks @Stefanaj1234]

I feel like if you open a small business now, you have to make tiktoks and I too shy for that.

[hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓 @tthe_rain]

@cryptic_zay @nuel_irl The wish was still faulty. Think about something you love most in the world. Would you act the same way Wish Nikki did?

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me and bro when the teacher says everyone passed except 2 students

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“Need For Speed Most Wanted” would have you in actual tears after winning a difficult race 😭

[𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 🇿🇦🇵🇹🇫🇷 🇵🇸 @vuyoxhamfu_]

Nigga like me would just get out and deadlift the car away from the pillar, but that’s just me.

[Sufi Gypsy 🇹🇹 🇧🇷 @marisekjg]

$40 for a fuckin dragonfruit in St James it better mc dracarys and summon Balerion and Caraxes!

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

"He just hit a new personal best on bench press. Give him a weird twinge in his shoulder"

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

What fascinates me about academic writing is that, no matter your major, Zhang et al. has probably already thought of it and written a paper on it.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

😭😭😭😭😭

[hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓 @tthe_rain]

@lixsungmo @JohnnyBazel @SpiderCrabLover @Maxpain144 Lmao idk what bro expecting I'm sure they were trying to knock her out or subdue her in some way 😅 some people just gotta go

[hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓 @tthe_rain]

@SpiderCrabLover @Maxpain144 How were they supposed to stop her without killing her? 😭

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

[hewhomustnotbenamed𓅓 @tthe_rain]

@_itscxnfrnd Pain

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When she is expecting an apology and she hears the PlayStation turn on