taylor thomson

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[taylor thomson @tthhomson]

@reyleauceanblvd This almost ruined my whole day. Gonna have to block

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

asking google maps to find a new route out that's no longer through

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

[mariella de la crème @emilysstaubert]

"i will take ser duncan's side" as the GoT theme plays..... absolute cinema, a knight of the seven kingdoms you are that bitch

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

back then billionaires only gave back because they feared revolt. the police state is complete, they don’t have to give you anything anymore

[YT @tolafolaa]

it’s been like 15 years i still ain’t gotten over this anakin shit

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

All of this

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

how it feels listening to lorde sing about being 17 again

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

working an office job and doing molly on the weekends is called severancing

[grace @leastevilgemini]

happy international women’s day

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Men be like “LA on 35mm” babe you’re about to turn 35 let’s wrap this up

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[HAMMIE SALEM @hammiexsalem]

WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE $18 SANDWICH ECONOMY,
I DONT WANNA SEE NO MORE FLEXING,
WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY!

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

2 minutes without tiktok

[leon @skyferrori]

and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10