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is sad, is having a good time with it

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Last night during our dinner rush I asked the kitchen for a side of hugs and kisses.
They did not find it amusing but I did and that’s all that matters!
I am a fantastic coworker and employee.

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Think about that next time you smoke a pot

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What if those lights in the sky that we think are UFOs are just the alien’s version of a laser pointer
And we are the cats
Always frantically pursuing
Never finding

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Still fakin it
Ain’t made it yet

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I’m nostalgic for 120 minutes and how I used to record it on vhs every time

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

they want a threeway

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Did Delilah invent ASMR

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I didn’t know that I was gonna have to pay the SAME bills over and over every 30 days forever until I die
Nobody said

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This is hilarious to me but I’m pretty high

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“Who was on watch?” Is the walking dead’s equivalent of “who closed last night?”

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If I went to a party or restaurant and they had the low seating like on the floor type seating I would be so mad

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When you’re yelling at me this is who you’re yelling at

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I need to be living in the wet woods somewhere like the little mushroom I am

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I want to live in a hobbit hole surrounded by bunnies and good vibes

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?

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I’ve practically forgotten what FOMO feels like and for that I am thankful

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Happy new year, make good choices
Or bad ones but don’t like do anything toooooo bad

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How to explain to my fella that the thought of entertaining guests inside my house on NYE is literal nightmare fuel lol

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And this could easily be a situation where the toy was not official Pokémon merch, there’s gonna be little differences for off brand merch or whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Or maybe we shifted universes lol it’s whatever

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I was just reading a little bit about the Mandela effect & I didn’t know that pikachu’s tail was one that people talk about. Years ago I had to sew a stuffed Pikachu tail (tailor shop), I googled photos to see which side had the black bit, the base or the tip & it was the tip