owen

alreeeeet chavvy

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

@Harry_Styles miss you baby cakes

[nick 🍓 @saintplush]

saying “is this all you talk about” when someone is talking about their interest is so unnecessarily cruel btw

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

we needed him on the case🙏🏻

[owen @ttsowen]

if kier starmer sends us to war and russia backs iran, will the voice of the compare the meerkats change

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

🇮🇱: *massacres children*
🇮🇱: *starves civilians*
🇮🇱: *bombs hospitals*
🇮🇱: *assassinates journalists*
🇮🇱: *kills aid workers*
🇮🇱: *kills starving civilians seeking aid*
🇮🇱: *lies about everything*
🇮🇱: *bombs 🇮🇷*
🇮🇷: *bombs 🇮🇱*
🌎: 🥳🙌🥂
🇮🇱: They hate us because of our religion😭

[🇵🇸 house’s bald spot @chiaprint]

new nails (ignore the malpractice)

[🩷💜#1 Lotura Stan💜🩷 is tired of the bs @astro_v4mp]

Remember when we told yall to stop engaging with ai trends bc it was gonna get worse and yall kept saying “let ppl have fun!” “let ppl enjoys things!” Let it sink in how horrifying it is to have an ai bot masquerading as a black woman and trying to convince you it’s real.

[owen @ttsowen]

i love psych ward house

[house bot @housequotebot]

oh, i'm sorry. is suicide taboo? gosh, if i'd broken a rule on my first day. i will kill myself.

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

I’m not even joking they should revoke his degree and expel him lol

[J @candy_pone]

this is still pure gold

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

You know the platt family group chat is poppingggggg off right now

[Mr Attorney ⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️|| Bohlatse @Bohlatse_]

Sign language. 🤦🏿‍♂️ I really wish they can introduce the subject in primary.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Whoever said “real” for the first time didn't know they were going to change my life forever.

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

At music or the other thing

[owen @ttsowen]

@ithinkicanbe happy that a good thing happened to you but it should’ve happened to me instead

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Abortionable amount of weeks

[32767 @32767k]

i cant wait for it to be wikipedia