My prediction for Team USA’s roster in 2028:
Ja Morant
Jalen Brunson
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Maxey
Donovan Mitchell
Anthony Edwards
Devin Booker
Paolo Banchero
Jayson Tatum
Jaylen Brown
Zion Williamson
Bam Adebayo
Cooper Flagg
Chet Holmgren
Anthony Davis
Sweden's Truls Möregårdh was on the verge of defeat in the table tennis Olympic final and said he wanted to do something fun for the crowd. This is so good
> independently discover a Zeno's paradox at age 3
> MIT at 17, grad level math in 1st year
> graduate in 3 years
> drive motor scooters from Boston to Bogotá with the boys
> start a company in Colombia
> start code breaking with the IDA for money
> solve minimal varieties in riemannian manifolds
> speak out against Vietnam War, get fired from IDA
> take over math dept. at Stonybrook, make it a top-ranked program globally
> develop Churn-Simons theory, accidentally contribute more to physics than most physicists
> get bored with math, start modeling financial markets
> return 60% for 4 decades straight
> establish one of the most effective philanthropic organizations of all time
> chain smoke cigarettes the entire time
RIP Jim 🫡