Rev. Dr. Patrick

I don't believe in decorative soaps. He/Her/Them. My doctorate of divinity is real. It cost $25 from a magazine in the 90s. @revdrpatrick.bsky.social

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Sword of Damocles school of indoor decorating.

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How do people eat Wingstop in public? I need a hundred napkins and yell at people, "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" then I wipe more sauce on my shirt.

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@GizmoSupreme The microgreens industry is going to die.

Is that too obscure a culinary reference? I feel like you got to watch some cooking shows for that one. I, myself, watch cooking shows to imagine eating fancy food.

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Elon is no longer a trillionaire. Maybe he shouldn't buy a morning coffee at Starbucks.

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Maybe we're getting desensitized.

[Karoline Leavitt @karolineleavitt]

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕

She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble.

Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

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I'm crazy exotic.

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So you're telling me that Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday and you're calling that THREE DAYS?!?!
I'm not one of THOSE people that count the current day. Sunday is technically 24 hours after Friday. That's 1 day!

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@xaviersonline_ Is there..... another way? Wut?

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@LibOrNormal I guess what he is saying is that they are gay and gay people are somehow lesser?!? Am I right?

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@LibOrNormal Power bottom! 🔥

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I'd rather be playing Resident Evil 9: Requiem

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@nicksortor Why are there no arrests? Oh that's right... because there's no proof. Everything is based on flimsy made up lies. I don't even care about Biden. Take him down, no problem, but stop wasting my time.

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@elonmusk Willful defamation.

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@neeratanden @curaffairs Who Jeffries and Schumer? Yeah, those jerks only unify with the GOP. If you're on the left, they shut you out. Nice call out!

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@benshapiro I had to look up why he was canceled. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
Ummmm, not good. I guess some people are cool with violence against women. Have fun with your movie.

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Women want fish.
Me fear me.

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@timburchett Ignoramus!

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@SBarrettBar Hey @grok were the nazis left wing?

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

@Sec_Noem Fuck you @KristiNoem. I suffer a broken heart because a white American male teenager, who was a Trump supporter, murdered my daughter & 16 others in school. You are truly a scum of the earth miserable piece of shit that is helping to destroy everything that makes America great.

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Notably absent: any talk about guilt or due process. Law appears to be just something you do on a whim for Matt.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m very happy that Don Lemon was arrested but there is one extremely important caveat now that it’s been done:

He HAS to be convicted and sent to prison for an extended length of time. If he is not convicted or not seriously punished then this whole thing is an unequivocal win for him. It makes him a martyr and ten times more famous with no significant consequence. Lemon was totally irrelevant prior to this. Nobody watched his show or even knew that he was still alive. Now he’s relevant again. He’ll almost certainly get another job in cable news on the heels of this. The only way to make this a win for the good guys is to punish him severely. Make the reward of fame and martyrdom not worth the cost. If you won’t do that then you never should have arrested him.