Tommy Tucker

unfuckwittable

[Bobby @B0WERMAN]

@unusual_whales What if we combined all these Coachella loans and bundled them up into tranches and sell that as investment grade securities

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

@peyton2buening @irs @FBI Tax fraud is my middle name buddy

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Favorite time of the year 🏀

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Coworker was trying to convince me that the skyline graeters ice cream was good and I needed to try it. I got so close to challenging her to hand to hand combat

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

tonight’s gonna be a movie

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

wow florence ky really evolving

[liam⁸¹ @duneparttwo]

this book store/movie theatre in florence is my new favourite place in the world

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

American politics has become more humorous than ironically watching trash reality tv

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

*LIKED*

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

How do I explain to my boss that after screen sharing with me for an hour and a half I can’t focus because of tik tok brain

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Radicalize eugenics

[𝓜𝓼. 𝓑𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ★ @backendzyy]

ummm

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Got my license to carry in case I happen to run into the guy who calls his girlfriend pookie

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Maureen Ponderosa (post cat transition)

[noah, like the ark @sentient_dorito]

she kind of looks like an expensive cat

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Remember when Justin Bieber’s car broke down in the hood and they had him singing and doin pushups and shit

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

@RyantilevT This means a lot coming from the greatest rec point forward ever 🫡

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Whenever I walk by coworkers I hear murmurs of the phrase “corporate weapon.” Does anyone know what this means?

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

Braden smith seein the court better than I do in 2k

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

If Eric Andre started a cult I’d join it

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

I’m not playing OG Fortnite tomorrow… He is 🥹

[Tommy Tucker @tuckerb03]

You may have been accidentally waking up to George Lopez at 3 am as a child, but I had an alarm set to wake up for Girls Gone Wild we are not the same