Tucker Schneider

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS! ― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go! he/him

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@quiddie I love watching you DM! A Court of Fey & Flowers is incredible and I just want to be one of your players. How do I go about doing that?!

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I drew this

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

Just witnessed a man riding an electric scooter sitting on top of a speaker, blaring rap music go down the road. My friends, Florida is weird.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@DevonCadwell @kuipjak They aren’t hunting for the meat, they are hunting so they can kill something.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@coecollective People are garbage. Want me to report it?

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@fIeurir Come to Florida.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

It’s not the wand, it’s the wizard.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@Lin_Manuel I cannot express how much the Sunday number in Tick Tick Boom hit me. Literally STUNNING, you are truly gifted. And thank you for all the Broadway legends in that scene. So many tears. ❤️

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

What was that terrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

Fuck a bus pass, you got a moped man.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

A gentle reminder.

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Choose Potato.

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

“ I would abandon my family for this group of people.” Becky Donahue

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@_Phineart This might too on the nose, but how about Buck?

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@_Phineart Thanks for loving us bald guys!

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

when my kindergarten teacher would ask me what letter came after “d”: https://t.co/pKp0xwfBoM

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

@lexitheturtle Good guess, but no. 😎

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

There is one person living here that every time I see them I just want to shake them and tell them to stop being so fucking fake. Does anybody else feel this way or is it just me?

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

“Magic some crystals over the moon” @brieterpan

[Tucker Schneider @tuckerjohn]

Just witnessed something new. It’s like a “fuck boi” but instead it’s a grandpa. A “ fuck grandpa”. 🤮