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[Tucker @tuckslaus]

@inkedchick_99

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Rob Sand: "[Zach Lahn] does not presently live in Iowa enough to do the job of governor. In which case, I will quote to him one of his own ads, 'Iowa jobs are for Iowans' — and that includes Governor. God bless Zach Lahn and his family with everything they need down in Kansas."

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Haters mad

[Keith Barlowe @BarloweKeith]

If your name is Paxton and you attend Riverside High School (Iowa)…. Your homeboy behind me at the state track meet is absolutely dragging your name through the mud for the sake of getting some pussy.

Best,
KB

[Consensus Score @ConsensusScore]

The way Mike laughs at himself after trying this ridiculous kick. Never change, Mike 🤣🤣

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

T.J. Otzelberger with a blunt assessment of Chris Williams' physical transformation. 🔊

[Tucker @tuckslaus]

Haven’t watched Get Up in a minute. Wtf happened to @DanGrazianoESPN hair lmak

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Oh fuck lol

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tim Royers @MW_Royers]

Dear Iowa State and KState fans - I'm sorry I stole your nickname in the heat of the moment. Especially for the Iowa State fans reading this - we'll make it up to you by beating Iowa.

[Tucker @tuckslaus]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @LeBatardShow a Cuban is about to wrestle for HWT Natty.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Tucker @tuckslaus]

@CycloneLarry69 @mattvanwinkle It looks like my 14 yr old kindle paper

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

🤔

[Tucker @tuckslaus]

@pancheros when did yall turn into @ChipotleTweets. Tiny burrito for 20 bucks?

[Addy Brown @Addy_Brown24]

Think it’s about time to retire the notebook… See you tomorrow cyclone nation 😏🌪️

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

For six months, we engaged Republicans on the Oversight Committee in good faith. We told them what we know, under oath.

They ignored all of it. They moved the goalposts and turned accountability into an exercise in distraction.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Everyone should agree with this? Public hearings is the only way.

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Hell fuckin yeah