Tucker Slosburg

I opine. Expect dry sarcasm. Also, I really like the Talking Heads.

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@willystaley I assume it just goes into chap 7 and still operates

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@itskristinshea Hi Kristin. Let’s connect. My firm specializes in Financial PR.

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@BudLightIime can you please explain this half-filled light-colored beer In my case? Bar Code is in pic. Thanks.

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@Gogo Phew! Also, what's up with @DeltaAssist? Why didn't they want to get on this? It's their flight, plane, etc...

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@Gogo What, no laugh for those timely political jokes?! I worked moderately hard on them and I don't have any other form of entertainment!

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@Gogo Thanks for all your help, but I'll just read all the amusements coming out of Iowa tonight. #onwaytoafuneral!

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@Gogo Thanks for your speedy response. It seems @DeltaAssist is more sleepy than Martin O'Malley's campaign! Zing!

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@Gogo so the flight has wi-fi, but no video? You've illuminated both myself and the flight attendant!

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@Gogo I'm on Surface pro 4 (windows 10)

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@Gogo cc @DeltaAssist Thanks. I'm DL4675. I can access Gogo, but no entertainment options are available. Thanks

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@DeltaAssist I'm on a flight right now and there are no movies through gogoinflight. Any suggestions to access your entertainment?

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Just think about it, the last time the Fed hiked rates, we couldn't make snarky comments about it on Twitter!

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@LifeWiseWA I've been on hold for 1 hour and 10 minutes. Any chance you might pickup?

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When does Trump get up to a podium and say "Alright America, you've been Punk'd"? That's really the only explanation at this point

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@mattdpearce that was. Do it again in 2045?

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@mattdpearce bc you know I'm on ESPN all day

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@mattdpearce ESPN radio app

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We should set up a kindergarten inside the stadium for the children born earlier in the game.

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Glad I'm not in New York this week...#TakeTheCrown

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That was awesome.