Lou

[Lou @tuckyoself]

I make it a habit to demand a handshake when they’re being handed out to all the men in the vicinity.

[Lou @tuckyoself]

@bethmclellay Are these still available

[Lou @tuckyoself]

#GNevforPM

[Lou @tuckyoself]

@lordjessus @leighanoisgocua Hahaha, been a while since I’ve been @ed on Twitter and FOR THIS

[Lou @tuckyoself]

Putin is such a wanker isn’t he

[Rod🇵🇸🇺🇦🌻#PR#Wokeratiblackbelt#FBPE 💚 @splodders]

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

[Lou @tuckyoself]

Something that makes me completely irrationally mad is when people point out my shoelace is untied. I have no explanation as to why

[Lou @tuckyoself]

In 2022, I want the Jennifer Saunders version of Holding Out For a Hero to be streamable on UK Spotify. God, if you’re up there

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

If i’m hungry… Ain’t shit funny & everybody ugly.

[Lou @tuckyoself]

@AnthonyJBell This genuinely terrifies me

[Lou @tuckyoself]

I’ve clearly taken two old women’s favourite Costa table because they’ve just … sat down on the table and … are acting like I don’t exist, I do not know what to do. Do I say fuck off? Do I move tables? Do I sit here for the next three hours too uncomfortable to move?

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Well well well isn’t it the bridge I said I would cross when it came to it

[Lou @tuckyoself]

@AnthonyJBell @zebboadam @thekooksmusic @boardmasters @TheBasementJaxx #findadamlove

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

[Lou @tuckyoself]

I cannot stress how much this bothers me, only discovered when I recently set an alarm for the end of the cycle just to discover it was only half way through

[Lou @tuckyoself]

I fucking love it when people come to the door and rather than just asking me for what they want, they start with ‘is your mum or dad in’ nope, sorry, fuck off - benefits of being 25, looking 13

[JP @jpbrammer]

when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer

[Lou @tuckyoself]

@SophiePaynex *cough* might be on the cocktail menu for next weekend *cough*