Harriet

retweeting from funnier accounts since 2012

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@FireLambeth Honestly the highlight of my whole run 🏃‍♀️🔥🚒🚿

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@CrossCountryUK Yeah now we are being held in the middle of nowhere - I'd rather have been let off at the station and made my own way back! It is unreasonable to keep people in this heat

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@CrossCountryUK if the train held at Goring right now can't move, can't the doors be open to let people off? Temperature is unbearable

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

absolute dog shit view of art. i’m not even sugar coating it. if this is how you view music and artists your an absolute loser.

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@_laurakc @SkySports My small girl brain can't comprehend complex man sports

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@Lou_Bookmarks @ATGTICKETS Yes! Incredibly plenty available once I was through, just a long wait...

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@Lou_Bookmarks @ATGTICKETS 🥲

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@jenjensheep Yeah feels like the best tactic is work out the traitors then vote out anyone but them so that you go into the finale with a decent idea of who to get rid of

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@SW_Help Ok so what should someone do in this situation?? Sleep on the platform??

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@Matthew10509611 @0xBERNDOG @hewantswealth It doesn't - with 10% pension contributions you'd still be around £3k better off per month take home. Unless there's some big salary sacrifice for a non cash benefit

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Whom amongst us does not want to resign on a Sunday

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Congratulations to the Telegraph for managing to find a private school that’s closing and attempting to to pin it on Labour🙄

But is it true that it’s closing under a Tory government because of a Labour policy that hasn’t happened yet?

Here’s a little 🧵

You decide!

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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[two years ago]

me: planet with the rings?

google: S͟a͟t͟u͟r͟n - Wikipedia

[now]

me: does italy exist

google: nope.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

(Gaslighting my reader) as I have argued consistently throughout this essay,

[Harriet @tuesday91]

@_laurakc @jenjensheep I'm with Jenny (unless I miraculously get tickets in which case boo)

[Harriet @tuesday91]

Wait does twitter do this automatically, defo didn't post this just refreshing my page imagery to account for several years passing since previous pics

[Harriet @tuesday91]

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[Harriet @tuesday91]

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[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

haha love this day when we can all do this meme