Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️

I like parkrun and maths

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

I’m SO excited about this Xmas present (my parents are very kind and know me well!) Anyone have any suggestions of particularly interesting/beautiful/fun parkruns to use for it? @parkrunUK #ukrunchat #loveparkrun

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@jdgandhi @AlecStapp Yupp - it favours faster transport because people are more likely to travel further if they can get there quicker

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@tuesday91 100%. If you’ve got actual evidence don’t waste it on a banishment that will just be replaced

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

With the rule as it stands… what’s the benefit of voting out traitors once you’ve got rid of one or two? Just means you get newer (and therefore harder to identify) traitors for the final no? #TheTraitorsUK

[jess @jesscorrigan_]

LET MINAH BE A SOLO TRAITOR U COWARDS

#TheTraitorsUK

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@OliLondonTV Interesting (ironic?) that there are lots of comments saying “you can be a tomboy and still be a girl” and also lots of comments saying “how can you be non-binary and also masculine it doesn’t make sense”

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@alexbrushsteel @PalestinianBoii @DBW77 @SkyNews All great names Alex!! Also:

[Spenvarrrrr @Spenwah]

@DBW77 @SkyNews Yes, if you know an Ali, Amir, Hussain, Sharif etc etc you can pretty much guarantee their first name is actually Muhammad, but they won’t use it as that.

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@KennySp83 @DBW77 @SkyNews Article shows Muhammad only has a small lead and says it’s been in the top 10 since 2016. Could be a small increase in Muslims, could also be other factors like if a greater variety of names (than last year) were chosen in the rest of the population

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@tomphilip @jayforeman @DonkeyThotAy The accents - should be déjeuner, not dèjeuner

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@NicolaSillyBum @SurbitonMoan 😮 no

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@iamtobster @NatashaHodgson “Gentlemen like you are few” 😬

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@91PURAHISTORY These replies are making me feel old

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@cowboylikezain Coney Island 💯

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@AdamJSchwarz With Nick the Incredible Flying Brick standing next to him

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@liasivygrows “Loves”?! 🤨🤨 *checks SN setlist length*

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@UKRunChat One of the best things about going on holiday is it’s a fun new place to explore on a run

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

The debate over whether 10th place is in the top half of a 20-team league has been going on for ten hours and shows no signs of stopping

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@leizenomis No it isn’t

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@Matts_Tweeting It is

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@ScotRail @evermoreno1fan Those would be a surprise tbf

[Jenny ☺️😸🙋🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🚣‍♀️ @jenjensheep]

@Chaos_XMachina @innesmck Memory unlocked of being annoyed at all music instructors telling me to sit at the edge of my seat. Don’t they know that slumping against the back is comfier

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reasons the rain is good:

-Relieves the pressure to enjoy oneself
-Cancels all gardening
-The tea and biscuits experience is better
-Generally fewer people about
-Get to wear coat again (lot more pockets)
-Can stand at the window with mug in one hand and other hand on hip while muttering, “good for the garden” and “it’s really coming down now”
-Washes bird mess off car
-Nobody insists on eating outside
-No wasps