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Good at charades, glee club hater, South Dakota

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Ur laughing
The ghost of Fr. Ted Hesburgh has brought you a table, cups, and Keystone Light so you can play a game of full beer flip cup and ur laughing

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Moana at the barbershop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #moana

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@slipperytweet10 @abraclam Agree, too many useful items at the moment. Need some pennies and unraveled Wite-Out tape

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Kacey Musgraves ad just came across my tl
Kacey Musgraves ad, just came across my tl

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Stroke anthem of the day #popperfection

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Stroke anthem of the day #backtobasics

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Stroke anthem of the day

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How generous

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I’m such a whore for a button up shirt

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Marge Simpson, um. Uhhhh Frozone??
Uhhhhhhh
FUCKKKKKK

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Food poisoning on the flight.
Fuck you Air Margaritaville

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There’s something so special about boarding a plane with a hundred other people going to your hometown
Like why are you going there I live there!

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@abraclam Sir, this is a University Hairstylists

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Thought I would get a few strokes in @slipperytweet10

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Our moms care to the core ❤️

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You can’t just scooch on over closer dear and expect me not to nibble your ear

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You’re in hell
You are trapped in the middle seat of a car ride, a death metalhead on aux who will not share, and you’re playing 20 questions with the kind of people who say “well.. technically!”

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Does anybody want to watch Finding Nemo with me

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Drinking a juice box in a bunk bed at camp 

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@abraclam Lowkey gayer than a dome lid

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Moms fix everything