Limpy

Big fish in a little pond

[Limpy @abraclam]

Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve are having a fight to the death about which one is worse and I am losing borh battles

[Limpy @abraclam]

@spurner11 @tuestroke @slipperytweet10 Should add a lighter. Pen missing because I was using it so it was on my table. Counts live in a jar

[Limpy @abraclam]

Rate my junk drawer

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One month in #cooked

[Limpy @abraclam]

Bdubs has a pick 4 appetizer deal that has 61.4 million different possible combinations

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The 1993 Notre Dame vs. Florida State intro with Bob Costas makes me want to run through a wall. College football is almost back.

[Limpy @abraclam]

Live music at the bar. Guy just played a america the beautiful into american pie into chicken fried into lil Jon get low into the “thank you soldiers” part of chicken fried back into american pie

[Limpy @abraclam]

They got Charles Barkley on glp1s?!

[Limpy @abraclam]

How do people have subscriptions that they forget about? Don’t you people check your statements?

[Limpy @abraclam]

What’s up with people I went to grade school with getting married all the sudden?

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

I want to watch College Football right now

[Limpy @abraclam]

Tom holland and zendaya got my single ass smiling and kicking my feet

[Limpy @abraclam]

@replylikeachamp @ThroneSpud Brother’s are you fucking kidding me?

[Limpy @abraclam]

@SZahm1842 I am horrified

[Limpy @abraclam]

@DrBluntblazer Thank you, Dr. Bluntblazer

[Limpy @abraclam]

Every fucking Hulu ad is for a weight loss drug I feel like I’m living in a black mirror episode

[Limpy @abraclam]

Not proud of it, man enough to say it.

Put up blackout curtains. Turns out I’m scared of the dark.

[Limpy @abraclam]

@PopBase @FortuneMagazine How much did they win tho

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

One of the biggest aura losses to me is when people are dramatic about wasps flying around when you're sitting outside. Settle down

[Limpy @abraclam]

Only took 2 weeks but I sent my first work email!