toughman

[toughman @tuffSOB]

getting haircuts

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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD Me aswell

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Deleting family memebers from my contacts to ad more local real estate agents

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rubbing diarrhea all over my face so I don’t get any in my mouth

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Trapping a rat in a plastic 5 gallon bucket to be my enemy and rival

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begging my wife to beat me with a shower curtain rod and step on my hands

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bleaching my hair in a rental car in case I’m Americas most wanted the criminal

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Making diarrhea with arts and crafts supplies

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pouring Dasani into a paper shedder so the police will never know I had it

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all my drinking water comes from the bathroom sink of a subway

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stapling two pieces of gum together

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wearing roller derby elbow pads I wrote gym shark on to give someone a concussion at an indoor music festival

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covering myself in camouflage to hide from diarrhea

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asking a sci-fi character on the tv if I can be a family member

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Drawing hentai pongo from 101 dalmations on my cheek

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cleaning a baby with the air Jordan sneaker care kit

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putting a golf hole in every room of my home for property value

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i have a dumbphone because it reminds me of a IED detonator and it doesn’t have ero me on it that site is dirty poison

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Taking my wife of 10 years to Dairy Queen for soft serve and to kiss her on the cheek

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Bleeding the lines from an excavator and selling the hydraulic fluid for lorcana money