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It rhymes with shma shmorshman.

[t @tuffuhknee]

OMG MY LYFT DRIVER SHIRLEY SAID HER ASSHOLE EX-BOYFRIEND CALLED HER A HAPPY MEAL HOE.

[t @tuffuhknee]

Ive got priors for assault and battery. You really think that if you fuck around, you won’t find out? I dare you to say some corny shit to me in person like “your body, my choice”

[t @tuffuhknee]

Listen. They may have taken our right to our bodies away but they haven’t taken away our right to the second amendment away. So with all these treats going on about “your body, MY choice” from WHITE republican men, it’s time to educate ourselves and protect ourselves.

[t @tuffuhknee]

Hi my name is LT and I’m at HHN and I’m NOT going into any haunted houses. No further questions at this time.

[LB @lnbshr]

Make sure yall deodorant got aluminum in it please it’s too hot

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

yes i would like one bagel please. just kidding you fucking idiot i would like two bagels please

[t @tuffuhknee]

@RonDeSantis oh fuck off

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

The Onion, ladies and gentlemen.

[joggers @cooIpeopIe]

what is megan thee stallion training for and do we need to be training too…

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

!it esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I 📸👽👽👽👽🛸

[t @tuffuhknee]

@dearadneris this is incredible

[t @tuffuhknee]

@ohshidt 😟

[t @tuffuhknee]

fuck you @GregAbbott_TX

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

one Latina with a machete would solo your whole squad

[t @tuffuhknee]

i’m spending $400+ on dinner and simultaneously yelling at my friends about ps5 games.

[t @tuffuhknee]

Fuck off @RonDeSantisFL you thin lipped muppet

[t @tuffuhknee]

jesus christ pedro pascal. i’m so fucking scared right now. @TheLastofUsHBO

[t @tuffuhknee]

@iamfrankrose 70’s soul

[t @tuffuhknee]

fuck @GregAbbott_TX I hope he shit his pants on christmas.