nerdy bum bandit

Born on the wrong side of a chicken butt

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To be honest, she's giving cock

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Abi contexte gelir misinnnnnn

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I met Jesus, she's blonde

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Brits can't just say something is a lie, they have to say shir something like "it's such preposterous jockshockkery that is"

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Me explaining daggerheart:
Two dicks dock, classicism!

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He truly blends into the role!

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"Ew you're fucking the text man for texts?" Says the bitch who's fucking the prayer man for prayers

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Farquaad: Ahahah bu çok komik! Ibne rahibe aşık olmuş! Ahahahhah
(Cellat "Kahkaha" yazılı kartı gösterir)

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Playing DnD all day, having pizza for dinner, listening to K-pop, texting a guy "I'm grinning looking at my phone right now".

I'm 13 going over 30 without the time travel.

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My mate's in this!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has been released.

In theaters on July 17, 2026.

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Birth (2004)

[EVA 🌙 @AbsoluteCinEva]

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" is contrived

"Would you still love me if I was 13?" is a true test of love and ethics

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What with the amount of people who held my hand and told me I'm autistic I don't think it's a self diagnosis anymore, more like a crowdsourced result

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Ben asimile olmuşumdur, az önce "on the day of December altı" olayının tam tersini yaşayıp bir şeyi "six Aralık günü" diye okudum

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Another fish:

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Noone:
The plenty of fish in the sea:

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: Dördüncü kez vize aldım, uzun süreli oturma iznimi bile becerdim. Bundan sonra vize işlerinden korkacak bir şey yok.

Annen seni ziyaret edebilsin diye ona telefondan vize işlemleri yaptırmak:

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Öpüşürken durup "Hacı iyi öpüşüyorsun ha" denildiğini de duydum artık gözüm arkada kalmaz

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Ibnezimet (ibne + hezimet), yani topların komik başarısızlıkları

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To that one lil bitch who thinks imma film an apology video for him: WHO DA FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Thank you indifferent internet.

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Babe look! The new worst take on harry potter by someone illiterate just dropped!

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Going swimming for our first date? Yea ofc omg so fun!!! Just gimme a sec
*how to lose 10 kilos and have at least 3 abs in 17 mins no jump no hiit no diet*
Umm is it like a shirt optional pool or?