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[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

The JCB family who were being investigated for failing to pay up to £500 million in tax are threatening to leave the country to avoid paying even more tax.

Meanwhile they're donating huge sums to Reform who claim to represent working people?!?!?

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

It's outrageous in the 6th wealthiest country in the world - 1 in 3 people won't access the palliative care that they need.

Absolutely unacceptable for vital services to go unfunded like this - at the same time the Government refuses taxes on the super rich tackling inequality.

[Big Brother Watch @BigBrotherWatch]

❌NO DIGITAL ID

The Government has launched a consultation on a proposed digital ID scheme

Use our speedy tool to oppose a sweeping digital ID system that would come at the cost to our civil liberties⤵️
https://t.co/ctwJyjPD9k

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

🚨🇧🇪 JUST IN: Belgium just seized two British military shipments bound for Israel. At Liège Airport. 33 crates. Military components including lasers, sights, fire control systems, and aircraft parts.

The cargo arrived by truck from the UK. It was supposed to fly to Tel Aviv on a Challenge Airlines flight. Belgian customs stopped it after NGOs tipped them off about irregularities in the manifest.

Why? Because Belgium has a ban on military equipment transiting to Israel. These items lacked the required permits. So they were seized. On the spot.

A European country just blocked British weapons from reaching Israel. Not Iran. Not Russia. Israel. And the shipments came from the UK, one of Israel's closest allies.

The NGOs that tipped off Belgian customs? Declassified UK and Vredesactie. British journalists helped stop British weapons.

The world is changing. Even Europe is drawing lines. The question now is how many more shipments will get stopped before the public finds out.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Funny how all those outraged by Starmer spending the standard £30k allowance on his flat have forgotten about a certain albino yeti who gave peerages to friends, broke his own lockdown rules, defended sex pests and accepted free holidays, furnishings, accommodation and food.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Listen up Fuckface: you haven’t ended any wars, you’ve started them. In fact, you are a fucking war criminal. Plus, we haven’t forgotten that you’re a disgusting pedophile.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Get out of the NHS. We don’t consent.

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Corporate Welfare

Drax claimed £999m subsidy for burning trees in 2025 to produce electricity.

£8.7bn since 2012, more to come.

Its electricity is the most expensive.

Company made operating profit of £947m in 2025.

Biggest single polluter in the UK.
https://t.co/Wc5l0eN2jS

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Tony Glover (@TonyLiberator) is Reform UK's candidate for Vauxhall, Lambeth.

We have a question for you Tony - in 1996, were you a Tory Councillor in Hammersmith and Fulham (Town Ward)?

The one that resigned because of allegations of Benefit Fraud.

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

I have backed a motion urging the Government to break the link between gas prices and electricity costs, so households aren’t hit by global gas price spikes.

With so many already struggling, it's time for a fairer pricing system that reflects the true cost of cheaper renewable energy.

[Dad Jokes @djokes247]

@it_unprofession When you break up with Adobe, you owe child support

[Nicole Pizza @justaphag6]

when i found out that a 60+ Oyster card was valid voter ID and a 18-25 Oyster card wasn’t valid voter ID, i truly recognised who society was set up for.

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Conservative MP Esther McVey claimed last week that knife crime in London “is up 72% in a year”.

That figure’s not correct, according to police statistics on knife-enabled crime, and we’ve not found any data to support it.
https://t.co/no44NXlEku

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Of all the people you’d expect to take a £40k donation in exchange for a favour, I never thought it would be Robert Jenrick, the man who helped a billionaire pornographer avoid £45m tax in exchange for a £10k donation.

[Current Report @Currentreport1]

Belgium has seized 2 shipments of British military components bound for Israel.

[UKGovscan @UKGovscan]

New 🚨

House of Lords is now on UKgovscan. 15 years of attendance allowances, 5000+ declared interests and cross referenced with Companies House to find peers whose employers and investments hold government contracts

Browse here: https://t.co/uLNVZxJaaB

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I agree with Chris that Starmer spending 30k on a flat is a disgrace, whereas Boris Johnson spending £200k was of no interest, according to an article he wrote in 2021.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Thames Water 'sleepwalking' into bad deal for customers, investor says."

And so say all of us, and so say all of us.......

https://t.co/6bVPkhj7jE

[Bradley @VerdeSelvans]

When will Apple add a “clear cache” option 🫩

This is so annoying

[Proton @ProtonPrivacy]

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GDPR Fine Loading....

Tomorrow (April 17), Microsoft is enabling flex routing by default for business/enterprise Copilot users in the EU.

This allows your Copilot data to be processed outside the EU during peak demand, potentially routing to the US, Canada, or Australia. That means potential GDPR compliance risks.

To turn it off: Copilot > Settings > Flex routing during load periods > do not allow