tulpie 🪷🫧

hmm...

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

my ULTIMATE GUIDE on how to retain a low follower count and audience size, by a VTuber w/ 5+ years experience on growing and retaining less than 500 followers and 1-14 viewer count across all platforms:

1. rebrand often, a full rebrand on a new account is even more effective!

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

i already have two pieces of pc hardware lying around because i didn't realize it wasn't essential to the pc builds i was buying and the store just shrugged and gave them to me anyway ;-; please help i am a little retarded,

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

do i need to buy a new mic...... is there an audio interface that can process a usb condenser mic and a 1m audio cable/battery powered hand-held recorder at the same time?

how cooked am i

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

i think the two mics i've bought are usb wtf i'm such a doodoo head :/ how am gonna use them with an audio interface at the same time as my S3RD and recorder 😭

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

how it feels to get fanart of OCs that are missing/misrepresenting key features

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

like there's no way.................. i can't be the only one.....

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

i'm actually gonna pass out like what do you MEAN there's no fan art of my favourite alien earth ship

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

@Ohiru_Ha_Oniku i'm really sorry you had that experience 💔

unless the rule was "we all greet eachother and the streamer the same way." you did nothing wrong.

[FatFluffyPenguin @fatfluffypengu]

3.8 has very interesting timing. On Lily's notebook on the livestream, it reads 'Day 728', to note 728 days since 1.4, when the Somnoire first broke out into fhe real world with the uncontrollable train.

The patch is also releasing on the anniversary of the end of the First World War.

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

enjoying alien earth an inhuman amount :-)

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

@omoshi_chan i agree. the scheduling is dizzyingly fast and i also have trouble finishing all the limited time events on time since it's not the only game i play 😭

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

if you are sick of this play wuthering waves!!

it has strong and cute girls who can get it done 💪

[omoshi @omoshi_chan]

CN gacha games:
>Create female character with high status
> She runs a nation and can destroy a planet with her power
> Mc shows up
> She Acts like a toddler and cant do shit without Mc

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

like honestly wuwa has had a contributing factor to me going from being a borderline misogynist due to repeated trauma to actually liking and trusting women again and thinking they are cool and not inherently dangerous PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!

[venomynora #SaveMassEffect @venomynora]

Happy N7 day! Pls #SaveMassEffect

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

i should be playing wow: forever not the unfinished furry erotica game

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

would you play an erotic text-based game based in a sci-fi fantasy setting centering on but not limited to huge men, monsters, weird optional kinks and the occasional true villain/bad ends

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

@_Kyou omg 😍

[We are Mass Effect - #SaveMassEffect @WeAreMassEffect]

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[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

real gooners know the symptoms are sometimes the root cause of hotness

[korilakkumalover6000 ⊹ ˖ ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @swagoist]

yall r too goon brained ab her and its preventing you from enjoying the fact that shes genuinely not right in the head which is infinitely more fun than her simply being hot. ill get gooner art on my tl and its like. where are her Symptoms. she cant see without her Symptoms.

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

why am i addicted to corruption of champions II

[tulpie 🪷🫧 @tulpiedayo]

i'm eating soooo good today 😍🥰