Gringo McGringoface 🃏

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. I watched C- beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

No room for poor positional play

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Who lives in a crackhouse above Battersea?

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

“I play this game because I love it!”

If there was ever a picture that summed up everything wrong with sport nowadays. Once all the celebrity, prawn sandwich, hospitality freeloaders have deserted, only the true fans remain.

Classy in retirement. A genuine fan. #wimbledon

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

you better not be dry humping a giddy Esther Rantzen when I get home!!!

me :

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

There are a number of deer in the Loire valley in France that have been consuming fermented fruits and are —frankly— pissed. Police have issued alerts to drivers telling them to beware.

🎥 Channel 4: https://t.co/RV39nSdd5J

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

📺 Brand new episode hosted by @VictoriaCoren with @bellabellahull and @KarlTurnerMP tonight at 9pm on BBC One & iPlayer

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

The #MAFSAUS so called ‘experts’ pretending to be shocked by the behaviour and attitude of the people they personally vetted and still continued to put the experiment because they knew it’d be volatile.

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

@TheBiancaFox It’s Wuuuu’s! Seems like there were more supporters of Wu than Shaun. Definitely not booing.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Jack Nicholson says the reason his character ends up lobotomized in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was because he couldn’t seduce Nurse Ratched.

“He knows he’s irresistible to women. He expects her to be seduced by him. This is his tragic flaw. One long unsuccessful seduction.”

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

The delivery of this punchline is just superb.

David Haig in The Thin Blue Line

😂💥

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

This scene from the movie "I Swear" sums up a lot of what's been happening here on X since the BAFTAs last Sunday.

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

@TheSopranosClub @TheBronxPulse “None of these guys on the court have the makings of Varsity Athletes!”

[Live Darts @livedarts]

"Under strengths, you've just put 'Darts'."

[Gringo McGringoface 🃏 @tunksdan]

@superTV247 ‘The little grovelling bastard!’

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Tributes as much-loved Waterloo Road and Early Doors actor dies https://t.co/zhlmWAD4Sk

[Chanel Cresswell @ChanelCresswell]

💔 forever in my heart Lozza !

So shocked and Heartbroken 💔
Thank you for over a decade of friendship and love, you was one of a kind 💟
I have so many memories I’ll Cherish forever x

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

James Hetfield reflects on Jason Newsted’s time in Metallica, admitting the band didn’t treat their bassist the way he deserved.

After joining in 1986, months after Cliff Burton’s tragic death, Newsted faced years of tension, isolation, and pressure from his bandmates.

Hetfield tells and remembers what actually happened back then.