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[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

Doc Holliday was a dentist with a classical education in Greek and Latin who killed his first man at 19, coughed blood into a handkerchief for the next 17 years, and died in bed with a glass of whiskey, saying, "This is funny."

Funny because he'd spent his entire adult life expecting to die in a gunfight. He never did.

John Henry Holliday was born in Griffin, Georgia in 1851. He came into the world with a cleft palate and a partial cleft lip, a deformity that in 1851 was usually a death sentence for an infant. His uncle, a surgeon named John Stiles Holliday, performed the corrective surgery himself when the baby was two months old. His mother Alice spent the next several years patiently teaching the boy to speak clearly. She taught him piano. She taught him manners. She taught him how to bow to a woman and how to address a gentleman. By the time he was a teenager, John Henry could quote Virgil in the original Latin, play Chopin from memory, and dance a quadrille.

Then she died of tuberculosis when he was 15, and so did the small, soft world she'd built for him.

He was sent to Philadelphia to study dentistry. He graduated from the Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery in 1872 at the age of 20, one of the youngest in his class, and his entry "Diseases of the Teeth" was considered exceptional. He won an award at a dental fair for "Best Set of Artificial Teeth in Gold." His diploma still exists. You can look at it.

He moved back south, set up a practice, and started coughing.

By 1873 the diagnosis was unmistakable. Pulmonary tuberculosis. The same disease that killed his mother. Doctors gave him a few months, maybe a year. They told him his only chance was to move west, where the dry air might slow the lungs from drowning. He kissed his cousin Mattie goodbye. He had been in love with her for years. She would later become a Catholic nun, Sister Mary Melanie, and she was the woman Margaret Mitchell would model Melanie Hamilton on in Gone With the Wind. They wrote each other letters until the day he died. Nobody has ever found those letters. The family burned them.

He went to Dallas. He set up a dental office. And his patients, watching this thin polite young man cough blood into a handkerchief between extractions, stopped coming.

So he turned to cards.

Faro, mostly. Poker when he could find it. He had a gambler's gift and a dying man's nerve, and within two years he was making more in a week at the tables than he'd made in a year pulling teeth. He moved through Texas and into the Colorado mining camps, then New Mexico, then Arizona. He drank an estimated two to three quarts of whiskey a day, partly because it numbed the lungs and partly because nothing else did.

Here is what made him terrifying.

Most gunfighters in the Old West were cowards in expensive boots. They picked fights they could win and avoided fights they couldn't. Doc Holliday already knew he was dying. There was nothing you could threaten him with. There was no future you could take from him. He would walk into a room of armed men with that thin slow smile and a Colt and a knife and sometimes a sawed off shotgun under his long grey coat, and the math running behind his pale blue eyes was simple. Every day he was alive was already stolen. The men across the table had something to lose. He had nothing.

He weighed about 135 pounds. He was five foot ten. He was usually drunk. And by the time he reached Tombstone, men crossed streets to avoid him.

His common law wife was a Hungarian woman named Mary Katharine Horony, better known as Big Nose Kate. She had been born to nobility in Budapest, run away as a teenager after her parents died, worked as a prostitute in Iowa, and ended up on the frontier with a temper that matched his. He once got her out of jail by bribing a guard. She once got him out of jail by setting fire to the hotel next door as a distraction, then walking him out at gunpoint. They fought constantly. They loved each other in the way two people love each other when they both know one of them is going to die soon.

He met Wyatt Earp in Fort Griffin, Texas, in 1877. The friendship that followed would shape both their lives. The legend goes that Doc saved Wyatt's life in Dodge City, walking out of the Long Branch Saloon to find Wyatt surrounded by cowboys with guns drawn, and putting his pistol to the leader's temple before anyone saw him move. Wyatt later said he owed Doc his life. He said Doc was "the most skillful gambler, and the nerviest, fastest, deadliest man with a six gun I ever knew."

Wyatt Earp said that. About a tubercular dentist who could quote Cicero.

At the OK Corral on October 26, 1881, the fight lasted thirty seconds. Doc was carrying a 10 gauge coach gun under his coat. He killed Tom McLaury with both barrels. When Morgan Earp was assassinated months later in retaliation, Doc rode with Wyatt on what history would later call the Vendetta Ride, a three week killing spree across Arizona that left every man they believed responsible dead in the dirt. They were never caught. They were never tried. They simply rode out of the territory and disappeared.

By 1887 the disease had finally caught up with him. He was 36 years old. He weighed less than 120 pounds. He had outlived nearly every man who had ever tried to kill him, and most of the ones who had only thought about it. He checked into the Hotel Glenwood in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, where the sulfur springs were said to ease the lungs. They didn't.

On the morning of November 8th, the nurse brought him a glass of whiskey. He had always sworn he would die with his boots on, the way a gunfighter was supposed to die. He looked down at his bare feet under the white hospital sheet. He looked at the whiskey. He started to laugh.

"This is funny."

Then he drank it.

And he died.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

has anyone even bothered to explain why Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff run US foreign policy which is the primary function of the Presidency, meaning they are now the co-presidents of the United States? Has anyone in the media class even asked? Of course not. Because everyone knows what their qualification for that position is: They are Zionist Jews slavishly devoted to Israel. That's it. That's why they are now co-presidents of the United States, and it is exactly because of that fact that the NYT, BBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, AP, Reuters, Washington Post could not give less of a shit that the US is now being run by them. But imagine if Biden or Obama appointed two random Muslim Palestinian-Americans with a history of publicly supporting Hamas as co-presidents. Or two Russian-Americans, Chinese-Americans, Iranian-Americans. Ok, but those are Official Enemies, so that's an absurd comparison!

Ok, so you think it would be deemed totally normal if two British-Americans, French-Americans, German-Americans were appointed co-presidents who had a long history pledging fealty to the Labourite UK regime, or the CDU regime in Germany, or the Macronite regime in France? Really? No one would mind that? That would be considered totally normal? Get the fuck out of here.

Again I repeat: the sole reason Witkoff and Kushner are allowed to run the US as co-presidents and no one in the media and political class cares is because they are Zionist Jews slavishly devoted to Israel, which is a reflection of the entire power elite.

[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[@pat @0xpatterns]

Imagine you were sidelined on @pepe or @spx6900 or @mogcoin or @joecoin_ or maybe even @HPOS10Ireturns and then one day while these coins were flatlined and bottomed some retard says to you “hey we just relaunched this on solana you should definitely buy” so you go all in because obviously this is a banger coin and you get RUGGED while the eth version stays steady at the bottom unwavering and holding the floor

You don’t have to imagine because that has happened a THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES it literally KEEPS HAPPENING and guess what happens to every single one of these coins? I mean really just guess. If you want to know just go on Dexscreener and search for the copycats right now.

A new “relaunch” of all these real memes that kicked off meme szn happens on solana every week and has been going on since pump fun was created

You are being LIED TO you are getting RAPED if you are following these pump fun cuck grifters into coins they shill like pigs to slaughter they will keep tricking the dumbest people alive to follow them into coins that they bundle and rug like clockwork

Take back your liberty return to memes return to ethereum come back home CT just do yourself a favor you don’t have to buy @ApusCoin but find a real coin with a real community on eth and ride out the price action like a real trencher instead of chasing the dragon on the scam chain with fake volume and botnet communities full of Indians

[Schmunzel @Schmunzel7]

Make Ethereum Great Again

[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Schmunzel @Schmunzel7]

@cr15pe @m1tch37 @lufthanzaa @fibonacki You cannot copy paste a community

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[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Fren 🧩 @frennapu]

The Trifecta

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Supporting either party at this point is like hiring a hooker and believing she actually likes you.

There is no Republican party,

There is no Democratic party.

There is only one, big, child fucking cabal and they could not possibly care less about you.

[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Apu Bane @LinkBane777]

Seems people don’t realize you can buy the real $APU @ApusCoin on solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112

There’s only one real $APU on Solana:

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[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

@PondTalk Tell her you're Vito Corleone's lawyer

[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

@DVSignals Keep trading 1 hour charts 🙏

[Emerald Robinson ✝️ @EmeraldRobinson]

No corporate media outlets in America covered Tulsi Gabbard's release of documents on COVID and Fauci.

That's because America's corporate media outlets are controlled by America's intelligence agencies.

The Trump Admin should cancel their broadcast licenses.

@BrendanCarrFCC

[Apu Monk 🐸 @tupper_mel]

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[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

We will NEVER hear the recording on Charlie Kirk’s mic because it was most likely used to kill him using PETN explosives. This is why his Tshirt puffed up like something blew up under it, not because a .30-6. bullet hit his neck & never exited.

It’s why they paved over crime scene two days later & had the SUV that transported him to the furthest hospital possible was steam cleaned & immediately sold instead of being preserved as evidence.

[GR33N @DivineApustaja]

Summer solstice 2026 just hits different.

Let it commence

Gm and Happy Fathers Day frens

[DonPiFF @DonPiFF_]

The #1 meme will become the #1 meme coin $APU Apustaja @ApusCoin strictly on ETH

[Chef 🦺 @Chefofmemes]

Also I just wanted to say

There is only one apu

And that lies on ethereum