Burning Jester

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Be honest. Have you ever stayed in a relationship just because being single scared you more than being miserable?

Drop your worst excuse below.
I’ll roast the top 5.
No mercy.

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Women: “Where did all the good men go?”

Men: “Where did all the sane women go?”

Answer: both sides are entitled assholes who want a therapist with benefits. Grow the fuck up or enjoy your loneliness epidemic.

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@Cfc_Skoo @CFC_Janty No thanks. One look at you and it’s obvious therapy didn’t work.

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@Iam_chloewalker @CFC_Janty Walking L

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@Macho_Mitch_ @CFC_Janty Piss bucket champion

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@BrunoGh1 @CFC_Janty Yeah, that’s exactly how your mom’s mouth smells after dinner.

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@Dracarius5 Cute. That’s the best comeback your dopamine-fried brain could shit out?
Keep swiping, king. The casino needs more losers like you. 🃏🔥

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Dating apps are just casinos where the house always wins. You swipe for “the one” while being average, horny and terrified of being alone.

Society sold you soulmates. Reality sells disappointment and good sex until it gets boring.

Who’s still buying the fairy tale?

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@FIFAWorldCup “Classic Messi” 😂
Bro is 39, still jogging like it’s 2010 and you clowns are creaming your pants like it’s the first time you’ve seen a man run with a ball.

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@SportsCenter “Still doing it 20 years later” 🔥
Meanwhile his fans achieved nothing in those 20 years except collecting piss buckets and posting “GOAT” every 5 minutes.
The only thing older than Messi’s career is the virginity of his audience. Absolute clowns. 🪣🪣🪣🔥

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

@Babyface1191890 @CFC_Janty Three buckets just to handle your excitement?
That’s not a roast, that’s a cry for help, buddy 🪣😂🃏

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Iranian fans crying like bitches because someone took their flags 😂

Your actual country is a shithole run by religious psychos who execute people for showing hair, but sure, the real tragedy is a piece of cloth at a football game.

Touch grass. Fix your fucking lives instead of sobbing over symbols while living in hell. Pathetic. 🔥🖕🃏

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Father with his two young daughters gets attacked for using the women’s restroom in an emergency.
This is your “inclusive” society, retards. A biological man protecting his kids is now public enemy #1 because some freak decided feelings > reality.

The girls crying is the only sane reaction in this video. Everyone else lost their fucking minds.

Clown world isn’t funny anymore, it’s dangerous. Wake the fuck up. 🃏🔥

[Burning Jester @tur_kov]

Look at this masked creature and tell me again how “it’s just about love and acceptance”.

No, it’s about power, control and turning confused teenagers into validation tools for fucked-up adults. The same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones putting predators in classrooms with rainbow flags.

Society’s norms are on fire and you’re still clapping. Pathetic.

Offended? Good. Your feelings aren’t my problem. 🖕