Mitch Murphy

Nacho bel grande lover, shooty hoops #1

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@ak48503 @FabrizioRomano Dog doo doo

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@ak48503 @FabrizioRomano In his dreams lol. If we are going to just make shit up why don’t we make it 5 goals?

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@RJCcapital Hello McFly? I thought I told you never to come in here again

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@qwofyelement @IsahPius @SeanDOlfc Sit deep on your ass, you’d like that wouldn’t you squeeze that red tie too business man

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@landofthe80s She was fine as a motherfucka hottest girl on that show for that summer story arc

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@tur_kov @CFC_Janty Detecting massive rollerblade energy with you bro, your dad will still love you. Just tell him the truth 🌈

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@cityzenken_ Their goalie neither. Dear god

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@DearS_o_n My motorcycles adore me. All 3 of them. Kids too. In that order

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@_sol_omon No doubt. There was never a debate. Messi is him

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty Wow you suck ass, like literally pucker up to ass on the daily you nasty bitch

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@DataFutebol That goalie was scared shitless watching the big VIKING coming at him

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@BellaCo0910 @MJTruthUltra No they actually did, are you stupid or something?

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@wydblaise I find this girl repulsive. Leaving her kids high and dry too. What a sad situation

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@Ezeudo5131 @FabrizioRomano Clown take from an actual clown. What a loser

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@stevegebp @2Josher @TruthyRay How long does it take you to draw on that mustache? Does it wash off in the shower?

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@roygorebison @CurlyMcNulty What was it like telling your parents you were gay? Did they bring up the childhood rollerblading?

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@Bradleyflowers I think you’re nuts for buying one and being that far away from a service center. Sorry you are dealing with this with a newborn and all but again, you are absolutely nuts. I agree with the other guy, dump it for a Toyota

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@dustinalper That is what I would expect someone to say that is cosplaying as RJ

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@OlympianCounsal @LakshathilOraal @ShotMessi No worries at all. I have family members that have accepted certain lifestyle choices and it’s a sore subject. I worry constantly. In all actuality it truly is none of my business. They both seem happy so I hope it lasts as long as possible. Cheers

[Mitch Murphy @Macho_Mitch_]

@AdamWad68422838 @_radcliffe5609_ @ScreenMix Appreciate your honesty, I come to this shit platform to be ridiculous and hyperbolic. I’m also in the United States and am a City fan. Should clear things up for you. Have a good one as well