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[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

One is filled with peace and harmony, the other is filled with chaos and greed

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

Me watching my younger siblings’ status and keeping quiet so I don’t get blocked from viewing. 😂

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"My blankie, you not take"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me passing someone : u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel