Jonny Wright

I'll be the first person to take over the world with a Computer Science degree. Possibly

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#owlquiz I've recently become addicted to helter-skelters. I think I'm stuck in a downward spiral...

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#owlquiz
There was a young rabbit called Bolo,
No legs, but some terrible FOMO,
When spring sprung at last
He slid on the grass
And bounced to his friends’ on a pogo!

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#owlquiz
Cat amongst the Wolves,
Wish I’d put him in my team,
Earned more points than Keane

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#owlquiz poem
We see what we want to see
Like snow on a Christmas Tree
December a timeless memory,
Remember, and pine for February

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#owlquiz poetry:
I put out milk and cookies
When Santa comes a-knocking
He slips a cheeky something
Inside my well-hung stocking
I never ever see him
He never leaves a trace
So here’s to lots and lots of snow
And getting off my face

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@mikedifiore how come?

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@mikedifiore the one on the right is v nice

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@traveller10 @bt_uk Same with me. "But sir you have Infinity it's the fastest broadband service ever!" No I don't. Stop charging me for it.

[Kirsty Blackman @KirstySNP]

Ridiculously bad customer service from @bt_uk. Again. They have just hung up on me. Again.

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

#AFCvFCB how tightly Suarez was marked during Messi's penalty

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@graffiastudio awesome mate have you got a pic of the finished product??

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@siralexmu4ever @MUFCSparesHOME @mufc_tickets @ManUtd_Tickets @MUFC_Tickets_ @ManUtdSpares @MUFCticket need 2 tickets anyone selling?

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

Anyone selling watford v man utd tickets? I'll buy 2

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@AdastralParkFC #UpThePark #APFC Dortmund says hi from Belfast

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@AdastralParkFC cheers. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help the team. Dortmund x

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@VersatylUK I'm back

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@VersatylUK brb listening to Eminem

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@VersatylUK ahhh. Forgot about Dre

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@VersatylUK who was in NWA - eazy e, mc ren, cube, yella and who else?

[Jonny Wright @turbokebab]

@VersatylUK ain't nobody got time for that. Some of us have jobs you know