The Turbinator

[Jim Tressel @JimTressel5]

" What is one small thing I could do to create joy for someone who needs it right now?" #QuietTime

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

I want Ryan Days head on a spike. He got bailed out by winning a national championship. This team is softer than baby shit

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@ThrowinBose @primetimecar @NFL Everybody and their brother knows that game was rigged! Refs giving calls to Carolina all day!

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@ThrowinBose @JBook_37 Unbelievable this guy has a following. Never seen a correct take from this bum. Might as well be fickell running this account

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

There’s a special place in hell for someone who goes up to the express coffee counter and gets 4 complicated orders and adds food. THIS IS THE EXPRESS LINE YOU LIBERAL!

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@DukeEnergy Oh no no no don’t come at me blaming the hard blue collar workers busting their tail trying to get power back on. I’m blaming upper management/potentially the new deal that allows Loveland to pay less money per kW. This was an unethical business decision, not a laborer issue.

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

Yo @DukeEnergy how the hell have you guys not sent anybody out to fix downtown Loveland yet?! This is crazy! There are many small business that are being hurt by your ineptness. It’s been 48 hours plus! Figure it out!

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

Everybody in Loveland can thank Turbo for applying the pressure!

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@mcas2 Beautiful

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@mcas2 Unfortunately the original creator can’t afford it. He’s looking for an advertiser to get it kickstarted

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

Holy moly. Midnight snack is pretty damn good. Gonna sprint to the Graeters to try this out

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[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

Yo @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter I appreciate your guys crisis management tips. Why don’t they just come out and say they are swingers?

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

If my son is on this team he is getting pulled off of it.

Also the third baseman that gave this kid a high five rounding the bases is the biggest pussy in the world.

Lastly next AB he is getting dotted. Don’t care what the score or situation is

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

The coaches and parents who allow this to go on are the problem. Instead of teaching kids how to play the game the right way and show respect for the opponent they’re worried about getting viral attention. Embarrassing.

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

This is an insane thing to even think about comparing. Disrespectful not only to New York and Chicago, but Detroit as well

[New York Post @nypost]

Move over, New York and Chicago - a Midwest pizza style is taking over https://t.co/0mhUb6G8iw

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

As long as the marinara sauce wasn’t too frozen and watery this shit was good.

[piglit 🐷 @Guilty_Glutton]

The type of shit id eat 10 minutes before pelting the ball at some retarded girls head in gym class

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@dhookstead I don’t understand why the sec schedule needs thrown in there at this point

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@Reds Matt looks happier

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

I love his attitude, but with that said just take a chill pill man. I have no issues with those being your goals, but we don’t need you spouting it to the whole world and putting undue pressure on yourself and the team. Speak quietly, yet carry a big stick.

[Joe Danneman @FOX19Joe]

"It's something I look at every single morning when I wake up and when I go to sleep. It's right on my door. It's something I've dreamed of."

Sal Stewart wrote three letters on his bedroom door as he starts his first full year with the Reds:

ROY (Rookie of the Year)

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

Working out on a torn ACL does not hurt you dummies. When you keep popping it out is when it hurts. This is not toughness, this is standard rehab. We are so soft as a country.

With all that said if she somehow wins the gold on a torn ACL that would be impressive

[The Turbinator @turbothegenius]

@OhioStAthletics replace the sinks with urinals. No way the plumbing is that hard