Matthew Green

My name.……………… is Turbo.

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@rootsmanuva Absolute living legend yo

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

Ohh and I was calling to reschedule an appointment after your engineer tried to get access at 7pm on Tuesday for a 8am-1pm appointment. ⏰

Needless to say I wasn’t there

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@BritishGasHelp nice of your website to say ‘we’re open 8am-8pm’ but my call to be cutoff after 5 minutes of bot chat, signing off with ‘our office is now closed our opening hours are 9am-5pm’

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@rootsmanuva Have this on vinyl 👍🏼

[Aphex Twin Updates @shellyrealest]

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@fesshole

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@Neil_F_Goudie

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

Hud the bus

Wordle 1,180 1/6*

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@Neil_F_Goudie Yeah same word most days for about the last 2.5years 😂. Now looking forward to a change of tactics

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

Pre 9am Super Sharp Shooter on @BBC6Music

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@nocontextfooty Same old

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

Almost forgot to roll this out again. Big up all you Faffers, keep up the good work. #FaffersDay

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

Happy Faffers Day to all the Faffers out here

#FaffersDay

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Got the ball

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Gaaaas-Aaaaaaaaa-Aaaaaalllllll

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Ooft 😂

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Hee haw

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Standard

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Referee wanker

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Penalty taker should take

[Matthew Green @turboticus]

@FCBMNM1 Gave up watching but some fanny with blonde hair started that shit