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@allnewsisbad @RealMattA_ “Welcome to politics. Things are complicated.” Great. Your first lesson can be that multinational exercises and bilateral military training are different things.

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@IamBalhamMatt @ObviousRises Exactly what I was thinking, running head first into a fight implies he had brain damage before the fight even started 😔

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@ZakiBlacksong @PresterJohnEsq Most prison labor isn’t prisoners making shoes on an assembly line either. The most common jobs are things like janitorial, maintenance and food service. You’re mocking one anecdote with a different anecdote and pretending yours is somehow better 😂

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@ComicsMeta @Nyremde He really thinks Laurence Britt descended from Mount Sinai carrying two tablets labeled "The 14 Objective Symptoms of Fascism" 😂

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@ElleRen7 @wrongwaytofight @MattWalshBlog “Darwin promised more” meaning what, exactly? That natural selection should have removed him from the gene pool because he thinks parents should keep their offspring alive? You may want to workshop this one. 😂

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@hu12lk31 @Palmetto_West @RMapleCan The 2nd amendment gives you the right to attack federal agents? 🤔

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@80kft “Everyone else turned this into politics,” he says, immediately turning a triple homicide and an insanity defense into a monologue about the U.S. healthcare system. The irony apparently died with nuance.

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@zmoney_hookem @BreidenFehoko *Executing a child murder

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@MajesticPLion @MulattoOrfeu2nd Still what? If my partner turns out to be a literal demon who murders our children, I think the “but I still love them” phase is gonna be pretty fucking brief.

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@MajesticPLion @MulattoOrfeu2nd Hey retard, the murders took place in Jan 2023, he was officially divorced in 2024 and got remarried in 2026.

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@mustardglass @chi_bears4life @jackunheard And the jury needs to be sequestered.

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@Bolognamanz @GSWfanALLday @jjjjjj46339 @TheReal0racl3 @dyingscribe They spelled radicalize "radicales" ....so yes they're retarded.

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@pcherspride How much time did you actually spend legit serving them? 10–15 mins? A $75 tip works out to $300–$450 an hour.

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@pcherspride Omg, you only got a $75 tip for pouring a few drinks and opening a bottle of champagne? What a harrowing tale of working-class exploitation.

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@Dex1126155 @LockheedMartin Imagine mocking American fighter jets when Ethiopia has more than your entire country.
Bulb heads have a better military than you potato n*ggers. 😂

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@JackTFaller @_Credible_Hulk The UN declaring something a “human right” isn't an argument, it's an appeal to authority. You still have to explain how a right can entitle you to another person's labor and resources.

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@M4RZ0V3LLI @Diegohatesjuice Fair exception is when brown people engage in nationalism and ethnic tribalism

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@mikayladickie @wtflanksteak Living in a city teaches you not to engage with random people, because there’s always a 50/50 chance the woman blowing kisses at you is just being nice or completely unhinged.

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@fenerleolume @Capn_Pipsqueak "Taking Your Legs" through what means? be specific.

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@robertfranco86 @lilpapifresh "Ancestral Mexican land" is a fascinating way to describe the roughly 25 years Mexico controlled California