Turd Ferguson III

Former Army enlisted and officer, OU grad, smartass, general good guy.

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@bilio_muydunuz I'm dumber for watching this...

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@World_At_War_6 You don’t have “Danger Zone” playing in your head watching this…. More like Bennie Hill…..

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@AdamSche1fer

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@PlacesMagi15559 @AMAZlNGNATURE They call me …. Tim. If you get it, you get it.

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@BoomahSoonah First thing I thought of...

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@Mookom_Store This dufus would shred that in 15 minutes.

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@METAPCs @ShitpostGate E, 2, D…..

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@BigRed_STL Back when we where a proper civilization.....

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@brutalfightz “Can we get some ice?”….. absolutely classic!!

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@Balthorium451 @FunkerActual I’m 61 years old and this thing has given me more PTSD than being in combat…

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@Gerashchenko_en

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@on3 @BruceFeldmanCFB Coaches asking how old he is. The joke is he’s really 30…

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@3YearLetterman @darrenrovell Coach, you know his MLK Beanie Baby don’t have the original Ty tag on it either!

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@QB1TATT00

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@SoltiVon @SethOliveras Unfortunately, it’s gone…

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@DrTraceyK

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@UtahCFBstats I got the call this morning….. sorry folks.

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@UtahCFBstats That is not true!! If you look real close you can see him in the Buff that was refueled over Texas…. PS: cool points for me actually taking this picture!