Meeshy Weeshy Bo Beeshy Fa Feeshy

I like dogs

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@hardcatmemes Pickle for scale

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@Gitana1369877 Caked

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@SahilBloom I find that those quiet days where you wake up and decided to change without any fanfare are more likely to stick.

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We all have bidets now

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

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Washing Rice, a poem
My whole life I resisted washing rice
It was a pointless and an annoying step
As you get older you realize that your laziness or hubris catches up with you
You realize there is a point to these mundane little bits of life
There is a noticeable improvement in quality when you surrender

So I started washing my rice

But as I rinsed, frustration mounted every time
How do I drain it without using a messy colander where the rice sticks to it
Or without using my hands which also gets rice stuck all over me and the sink

Until one day I realized that I was trying to exert too much control
I was overbearing and causing problems that wouldn’t otherwise exist
Instead of utilizing the inherent strength of rice sticking to itself
I treated it like a burdensome weakness

Once I realized that all I have to do is pour the water out without anything other rice and water’s natural propensities, my life improved dramatically

I fight against myself all the time in these little ways
Never realizing it’s always been me standing in my own way
If I could just see the reality that control is unhealthy in many situations, I could be happier, calmer, and flowing with life instead of against it

How odd that the desire to control just ends up controlling me

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@heavensbvnny

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@facetedcarapace Absolutely. And honestly who’s an adult that doesn’t love a fun drinks and table top games night?

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Aw I wish I could but I already have plans to beat a dead horse! Next time.

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

sorry homie was plannin on beating around the bush tn

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@churrascooooo My trainer started to incorporate incline press and was shocked that I didn’t have the same progress/struggle curve as flat bench.

Bulgarian split squats on the other hand…. 😬 the only way out is through

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@_sorrengailll Because I’m enough and I’m beautiful regardless of how I adorn myself

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@Prai2K @VideoArtGame @RuanZoe_ @emiru Yes! It’s the expression on her face

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@VideoArtGame @RuanZoe_ Looks like @emiru too 🥰

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@zaynahbear OMG YES! This would go so hard! You would crush that role!

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@laugh_track_nat Cook books and YouTube channels that show their mistakes and explain how to cook from a principle based perspective. Internet Shaquille is one of my favorites for this. Also, it helps to master a skill by doing it over and over again. Like making a basic sauce bc it will elevate

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@akafaceUS 1 is best overall and 4 is best if you want a cool monochrome vibe

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@sincerelyart You’ve got that right! So smoooth and buttery and I feel like I could float thru that sky

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@ClaireMax @HappyTriggerLA It’s like the 90s all over again. Omg did you see that tiny woman?! She is COMICALLY FAT! You look great! 😊

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@paularambles Yesssss the parsnips 🤌

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@lisamarieblair_ That’s insane. My husband and I fight every night of who’s taking the better piece bc both of us want the other to have the best.

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@Spanish_Techno Hah. My parents live in Houston and when we visit they’re so kind to turn the thermostat down from 82 to 78 just for us 🥵