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drip drop im plop

[plop @turdplop]

I got banned from bumble because I marked the Christian box

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
https://t.co/0XOk1IBVbG

[plop @turdplop]

i neeeeeed the recipe for the engraved lighter

[plop @turdplop]

machaca makes me caca

[ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 @SumDumHoe]

"Kate's pussy threw a code today..."

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

crazy more people don't know about the "i was raped" discount they offer at chipotle

even the cashiers look at me crazy sometimes

[plop @turdplop]

@papideguaracha milady

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

The comments🤣🤣💀

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

If you are lost and cannot hear yourself anymore, stop asking for signs. signs are for people who still believe God owes them an explanation. go eat a meal alone, in total silence. no screen, no book, no music, just you and the food. chew slowly. say out loud before you start, thank you for what is dying on this plate so i can live another day. most men have not said those words once in their whole lives, and they wonder why the world tastes flat. the meat died for you. the plant died for you. the ground gave up something it was growing so you could open your eyes tomorrow, and you shovel it down watching videos of strangers yelling. no wonder you feel haunted. you are eating death every day without greeting it. do this for thirty days, one meal a day, silent with gratitude aloud, and you will hear something you have not heard since you were a child

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Just say retarded black faggot. It’s cleaner.

[F.A. Gigioti @FaGigioti]

tearing up because the 46 dudes that fucked her before me are gonna feel awfully stupid now that she’s MY whore forever

[turd @goonageddon]

this bitch must be jewish the way she pays me no interest

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

dudes really spend $80k on a new truck to just haul around their fat wife

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[plop @turdplop]

remiliaNET down for me :(

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I have a theory that 90% of problems could be fixed if everybody just stopped lying.

From governments, to corporations, to the media, to the everyday man and woman.

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

long john silvers ceo comes out, whacking a pack of parliaments on his palm before sitting down and lighting up inside the restaurant. "no burgers," he says, tilting a styrofoam cup of coleslaw to his lips and slurping loudly. "wet and tangy. that's how you want it."

[Squiggly Hair Shanks @redhairshanks86]

i value pureness in food

my favorite meal is:

- korean bbq with wagyu beef
- 4 eggs, boiled and cut in half, semi hard
- white rice
- kimchi
- a salad

i spend 3 months every year in asia and i pretty much eat this every single day

what’s important to me is that all the individual components of my meal are segregated. it’s ok if the kimchi touches the meat and rice, but what i do not like is when it is all mixed together. i like my food pure

my least favorite food are woks and stir frys with 10 different ingredients, all mushed together with the sauce and rice. even if i like the individual ingredients, i don’t lik them mixed up. the combined flavors of all of them together is just some kind of brown mix of tastes and destroys the individual qualities

food is better separate

this post is true, but it is not about food