Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@CUSportsTurf @DamonDaniels Welp I’ll eat my words then. Don’t blame yall one bit

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Backlapping is so easy… why not do this in house and save some money?

[CU Sports Turf @CUSportsTurf]

We appreciate @RevelsTractor coming out monthly to backlap and service our mowing reels. They keep us up and going.
#rollhumps

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

*our

Probably need to spend a little more time in English class before joining the industry, kids.

[Brentsville Turf Toro Grounds Academy @TurfgrassTiger]

Are afternoon starts at Medlar Park learning the ins and outs of Baseball
field management @PSUTurf

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Hammering the under. This is brutal

[Groundskeeper Probs @GrndKeepr_probs]

Over/under 3 pitches before the hole is back

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Imagine that turf causing problems. Dirt would never

[College Baseball News @CollegeBSBNews]

Strange occurrence in Blacksburg.

Clemson had a guy slide into home and score, but in the process the turf batter’s box got completely flipped over. 😳

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@BrandonGaudin sitting here watching the Braves game and listening to you and @CJNitkowski talk about how synthetic turf gives a better hop/safer to play on the natural. Boy could y’all be more wrong. Ask any infielder what’s better to play on. They’ll tell you it’s natural…

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@PSAAgrounds I gotta know why… that doesn’t make any sense

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Uh I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that circle is in the wrong spot. Pretty sure it’s supposed to be centered off the rubber

[Park Sharon Grounds @PSAAgrounds]

8’ cable attached to the chalker makes lining the circle a cinch.

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

This might be the ugliest field I’ve ever. Some AD who thinks they know everything really screwed their grounds crew over with this one

[Matt Michaels @MattAndAMic]

Look at that brand-new playing surface at Taylor Stadium! 😍😍

Hear @MizzouBaseball host Arkansas-Pine Bluff in the 2026 home opener today... pregame at 2:45 pm CT on the FREE @varsity app / https://t.co/7DsDpftr84! #MizzouNOW

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@Turfshed_tools Yeah man. I’m turf grump that’s what I do

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

I love that yall sell these for hundreds of dollars when someone can go to lowes and build one for less $100. #ripoff

[Turfshed tools @Turfshed_tools]

2 boards heading west in a few days. What’s in your shed!!!

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@NPappas23 need to see this level of skill from you next year at the Super Bowl

[Imry Halevi @imryh]

I could watch an entire 24/7 TV channel dedicated to the behind the scenes of how the Olympics actually happen.

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@DemonsTurf Oh good now you have two trucks to rut up your field

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@LaytoAustin @TurfaceC Yeah for real. But these companies hire “pros” to sell their product but in reality they have no idea what they’re doing

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@GoDeacsTurf Yeah brotha that makes it much worse. You cant fix those ruts when it’s artificial.

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Having a truck pull onto your field to have snow loaded into it is a ballsy move

[WFU Athletic Field Maintenance @DemonsTurf]

Playing in the snow today 😁🥶

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

Yeah it’d probably be a better marketing strategy to have pictures of the women using it rather than @WillColeRSTurf

No offense Will

[Underhill International Corporation @underhillcorp]

It’s that time again #turftwitter. We are putting together final details on our 2026 catalog and we want photos of you using our products at your facilities.

Share your photo with us and you may become a star in 2026!

Hopefully photos from @womeninturfteam based on our conversation at the show last week too!

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

What the hell is this? This has to be the worst bullpen build I’ve ever seen

[Trey Harris @JustCallMe_Duce]

First project of the spring done!
Visitors Bullpen is better now than how we found it!
Shoutout to the boys and my guy @ChaseMcquagge for getting this done!

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

No shade to throw here. That’s crisp 👌🏻

[Austin Layton @LaytoAustin]

Best seat in the house ⚾️

[Grumpy Olde Groundskeeper @turfgrump]

@tbkennedy22 @DukeGroundsCrew I agree. It’s always perfect