Alan Edge

8-figure tech operator. Asymmetric value hunter. No grifting allowed.

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@EndicottInvests wait is this your tweet or @mikealfred ?

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@michaeljburry all you have to do is say it once per year:
• 2008 housing bust
• 2019 passive-investing bubble
• 2020 COVID panic stampede
• 2021 “mother of all crashes” (meme/crypto hype)
• 2022 massive bubble repeat
• Jan 2023: urged “Sell.”
• Late 2025: AI-bubble alarms

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@OptionsBuffett you're too addicted to dopamine, who is going to bail you out?

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@pepemoonboy how much is the CCP paying you?

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@michaeljburry your tweets are suspicious

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Did the weak hands finish puking yet? 🤮

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@michaeljburry GL 🫡

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@eurofounder there’s real work here, but the “cancel the fundraise and spend 12–16 months registering in every country and localizing data in France/Germany” advice is incorrect and needlessly alarmist.

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anyone else remember why it's called origin/main instead of origin/master?

can you believe that happened?

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@aryanlabde sit in the room with a single user

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Management consultants have destroyed trillions in value by structuring institutions wrong.

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humans are just the bootloader for ai?

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@chamath LLMs were an exogenous shock. Pillars of good durable business remain unphased.

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spend more time saying no

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@max_spero_ do you pay for google?

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Most people don't realize that there's a high autocorrelation between ambition and success

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@doomerzoomer grift**

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@zivdotcat hmu

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@MartinShkreli don't hate the players hate the game? idk what's you're go-to excuse these days @MartinShkreli

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@elonmusk @elonmusk no u