Egg Baby🥚

Both annoying and easily annoyed. ☆

[caitlin 🎧 @spitofhewson]

unfortunately this was my last straw

[☆☆ @PochitaDaGoat]

Thinking about the 2012-2016 One Direction era rn since Liam died

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

@lytchell @ruesux Me the other day when I (unknowingly) had back to back Amazon deliveries and opened the door for the first package as the second was being dropped

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

ozempic is tearing this country apart

[c h r i s 🌌🧻 @fuckchrxs]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[🐰 @twoheartsrry]

“harry styles is bald”

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

@realityysimp Cody would never return to big brother, even for a voice over / video

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

I am LIVING for Mykonos. My mf town!!

[chase @_chase_____]

it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either

[cass ❦ @flosplaneta]

giving away this fern & peach rose petal dagger!!! 🗡️*°:⋆
all you have to do to enter is rt this post & follow me
tag friends for extra entries 🫶🏻
ends 8/28 (next shop update) best of luck !

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

Can I get a FUCK YEA

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

me forcing my kids to watch the 2008, billion dollar cinematic masterpiece, Twilight

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

me after talking to my dad on the phone

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

got some shopping done today

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

@kerrigandaniels Wait how do we check in on Jairus lolol

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

@meownikaa Do you make any earrings for people with gauges?? I love those bat dangles !!

[Capital @CapitalOfficial]

girl dinner

[Egg Baby🥚 @turkey_samwich]

Too Hot Too Handle must be running out of hot people