ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ

(mature and dark themes. MDNI. )

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺
∀H ∀H ∀H ∀H!
⋆✴︎˚｡⋆. .𖥔 ݁ ˖
АH АH АH АH!

𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑰𝑵 𝑩𝑬𝑫 𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑬 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

You?

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Well I'm a vampire! I am!

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@t4lentedseed Don't be a baby.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@t4lentedseed @BLACKLICRICE @studdedrums

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

I'm trying to wrap my head around why you would ask me that.

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

What's so funny?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

[ he looks at him for a long moment then he laughs ]

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Yes! Like if I was a vampire what would you think

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

About vampires...?

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Just a question. I wanna see what you say

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

Uhhh... Why are you asking me that?

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Uhm. How cool are you with vampires?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@dolorludios 3 beers? That's enough to knock out your senses?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

What does this mean?

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

They do but not with those foods!

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@soifdesaang "It was like you dropped out of the sky that night. Some crazy guy breaks in, giving me guitar tips then promptly leaves." Larry laughs.

"And honestly, I wouldn't have guessed. You sound... really good."

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@dolorludios This is not a good idea.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

Well, your taste buds don't work.

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

I have a tongue, dude. Why wouldn't I?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

What? Your tongue don't work?

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

That's what most food tastes like now

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

The difference is that you're not chewing on abrasive chalk.

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

What's the difference?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

No. No, you don't eat it. You swallow it.

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Is that how that works? You eat it?

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

Yes. Thank you for the brilliant idea.

[Benji Mahmoud 🇵🇸 @Vampireradio12]

Eat Headache Pill.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@aimablefangs If only I had some.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

A headache this early does not bode well for the day.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@studdedrums It's not a choice, TC.

[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

-- > Singer

📳 Hey sorry
📳 Lost track of time
📳 Omw

[— 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝓕𝘼𝙄𝕷𝑈𝐑𝐸 @aimablefangs]

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[ₜₕₑ ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴹᴬᴺ @turndsideman]

@t4lentedseed Well, duh.