Preston Turner

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[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Midnight Run (released on this day in 1988) doesn’t waste a minute of its runtime. This 55-second clip delivers priceless, genuine first-take reactions from the people behind Joe Pantoliano as he screams into the phone, and De Niro delivers the finest head shake in cinema.

[Fight for a Union @FightForAUnion]

The share of Americans in the middle class has fallen by 20% since the 70’s

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

A new report claims PlayStation could be using social media bots to defend its decision to stop making physical game discs.

According to Moore’s Law Is Dead, AI was used to analyze accounts posting in support of PlayStation’s digital-only future.

The report says many of those accounts looked suspicious, with recent creation dates, AI-generated profile pictures, and very similar posting patterns.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

[Preston Turner @turnerx5]

@GenevieveAlby Best Mom Ever! 🧡

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Shapiro: I was Pennsylvania AG in 2020 when Trump's enablers took me to court 43 times to try and throw out votes. Every single time they went to court, they lost. They went 0-43, and I went 43-0, because they could never produce the evidence to back up the president's BS.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Not a single Republican who claimed the 2020 election was rigged objected to their own election, even though they were elected on the exact same ballots, on the exact same day.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is election interference.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

NEW: I’ll be speaking at 10pm Eastern tonight to discuss my 1975 elementary school student council loss which still irks me 51 years later.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

The USA has no universal healthcare, but it does have 49 billionaires who made their wealth from private healthcare.
Connect the dots, folks.

[Preston Turner @turnerx5]

@BaltimoreBrew @MayorBMScott @BaltimoreMONSE @isabel_cumming @OIG_Baltimore @Zeke_Cohen @BillforBmore While Mr. Racine is an honorable person, City Hall’s approach to fraud appears to be - it’s cleaned up, nothing to see here. All that does is insure more fraud and waste. The IG’s root cause investigation leads to actual accountability, and should be allowed to proceed.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

There’s no way these 2 would have been allowed to sit next to each other in school

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[Preston Turner @turnerx5]

@BaltimoreBrew @MayorBMScott @BaltimoreMONSE @OIG_Baltimore @Zeke_Cohen @isabel_cumming While Karl Racine is an honorable person, the City should disclose the records sought by the IG. Enough stonewalling.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Although physicists can’t explain it, this exact pitcher was somehow simultaneously in 86% of American homes in 1978.

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump's DOJ had a court order to release the remaining Epstein files and simply refused. That should be a much bigger story right now.