there's this pervasive belief that a lesbian somewhere uttering the phrase "ryan reynolds is sexy" will lead to a crisis in which men think lesbians are sexually available to them. sorry, but i have some bad news: they already think that and it has nothing to do with our behavior
straight men can joke abt sucking dick, straight women can call women hot and sexy, gay men can gag over women, but god forbid a lesbian wants to joke around and have fun. so Strict omfg what is this? THE MILITARY?
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
No, no! It’s fine! It’s perfectly fine that no one told me about the screening of Mulholland Drive at the Hollywood Forever cemetery tonight! It’s totally fine! Doesn’t really sound like something I would enjoy, I mean it’s not like the weather right now is perfect to watch a movie, certainly not my favorite movie. And definitely not in a place I have dreamed about meeting my future husband. I mean, I suppose all my “friends” must have assumed I would know about this already and will be there. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. It’s completely understandable! No, no, it’s fine! I’m not bitter at all I swear! I’m 44 years old for Christ’s sake. I’m not going to sit and sulk here like a child. But I will block everyone in my contact list