Dame Strider

the fuck is a #parodystuck | moirails with @strawpageterezi and matespirits with @Gr1mAuxil1atrix

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

happy 100 followers to all who celebrate
all being me
heres my official strawpage
knock yourselves out

https://t.co/n5oLplItI6

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@burgflipFryhead is this a relapse

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@ect0Biolog1st_ then youre not looking hard enough

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@burgflipFryhead theres no coming back from this

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@Gr1mAuxil1atrix oh you could have just said you wanted the A positive strider room service special

but i can see why you didnt seeing as its sort of a mouthful and also i just made it up

i dont even know if i am A positive i just said a blood type
do you know
is that something you can taste

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@Gr1mAuxil1atrix you utterly michaeled us

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

[You know she prefers straight from the source, but it doesn't hurt to stockpile some.]

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

[You're Dame Strider, and you're sat playing games on your laptop. Hooked up to your arm is an alchemized gadget pulling from your endless supply of self-healing blood one bag at a time. These are the kinds of things you end up doing with a rainbow drinker for a matespirit.]

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@Gr1mAuxil1atrix ok wow just flame me on twitter for being an ugly baby then

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@Gr1mAuxil1atrix look i dont really moderate what i post
the more immediate it comes straight from my synapses onto the internet the more pure creative genius gets retained
and if thats me saying my strider started talking to me then thats what it is today

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

call me lalonde the way i saw kanaya and it rose

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@Serketcel just get the big 2 litre bottles its better value

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@onlySometimesly @T_FireMask wait fr

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@Gr1mAuxil1atrix youd do that for me
at cost to your own mind
thats romantic as fuck

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

i miss my wives man

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@d41lyhoroscop3 what
just make a new account man

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@onlySometimesly nah you nailed it

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@Gr1mAuxil1atrix thats incredibly fair
if i was a healthier person i would have nothing to do with the internet
but its got me in its clutches its too late for me
save yourselves

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

my vriska day resolution is to forget vriska day again next year

[Dame Strider @turntrixGodsend]

@Gr1mAuxil1atrix holy shit hello

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