Kalina P

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"It reminds you of an old man yelling at the clouds" -- Tim Walz's on Trump's debate performance

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@scottndricks @MichaelAArouet How exactly is it selfish to not have/want kids?? The future of this world is bleak, why would I want to bring kids into it? It has nothing to do with sacrifice.

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@MichaelAArouet future of the world is bleak

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@Pullupthen1234 @IHeartMunchs @_mellowmangoes @ichriecheblut @KimberlyNFoster yikes

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@NotDegenEnough @_mellowmangoes @ichriecheblut @KimberlyNFoster lol according to who? men? 😂

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@IrynaLahoda @Karnythia where are you going with this? the man is trash

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@lazyboyjamil @beyoncegarden LOL

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Noise-canceling headphones aren't enough anymore. I need an emotion-canceling backpack. Existential dread-canceling cargo pants. A pair of shoes that makes me forget I exist

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

@ShmadsYoDad @whatisaphoebe Talking about someone else’s build looking like you do… lol

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jokić was asked if he's looking forward to the Championship parade.

"No. I need to go home." 🤣 https://t.co/1ZkPSG6mFe

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[Kalina P @turnyrlightson]

Thanks @rufusdusol for spending 709 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Next to Me. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/n7WOWNDmqE

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's officially the first day of

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[Tamara @Hi_Clarissa]

I’m too old to be leaving out the house at 11pm 😭….. that’s what time I’m tryna go home

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“what does your tattoo mean” i had money and nobody stopped me

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

you ask a girl if she ate and she gon say "yeah i had my coffee"