Ian Tilley

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb I remember the Tyler Lockett 4th qtr TD against Texas in 2012 being deafening

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb How dare you laugh at this poor mentally ill child, all he did was egregiously break one of the only rules all sports share a consensus 0 tolerance for, then had one of America's porkiest pigs go out and threaten anybody who had a problem with it

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@Mo3Muse Playoffs pts/gm in all finals runs
KD* - 29.7
Bron - 28.3
Kobe* - 27.4

Highest playoffs pts/gm w/ finals app.
'18 Bron - 34.0
'19 KD** - 32.3
'09 Kobe - 30.2
'18 KD - 29.0

*Due to injury:
KD - 2 games in 2019 excl
Kobe - 1 Game 2000 excl
**Appeared in 1 game of WCF/Fin - injury

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@JaneDoen6ku @EMAWCaleb

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@EMAWCaleb Would be pretty funny if Texas took Tech up on their offer for a week 1 matchup now with Sorsby suspended

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@CodyC64 @EMAWCaleb @CharlieBakerMA

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@destrphforless Bron scored or assisted on 51% of the Cavs pts & lead the team with 8 rebounds
The Cavs didn't make a FG that wasn't either scored or assisted by Bron until 8:44 left in the 2nd & only had 3 such FG in the 1st half

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb 300% not a Republican but I don't understand how he loses a Republican primary
He's y'all's Bernie, big loss for Kentucky

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@EMAWCaleb What are the odds he had money on himself transferring to Tech

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@Gap422 @JayRauch @HooptieD @greendragonhq * $4,026,501.90

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb Track natty in 2027 vs wrestling natty in 1776 is 100% more impressive but I agree, embarrassing to argue with. Going 100% all in on football is the easiest way to stake your claim as a university worthy of top recruits as a standard
Go 2016 Cubs on their asses and don't let up

[qǝlɐɔ @EMAWCaleb]

I’m going to preface this with saying I’m very, very happy Collin’s back. I think he’s gonna do great. Him leaving is why the Avery era has been disappointing. I’m glad he’s getting the support he needs for us to contend with the Techliban’s and BYU’s of the conference.

With that out of the way, my open letter to our donors -

Can you tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

FB coach - 4x FCS national champ, 1x Big 12 champ
BB coach - first time coach in his 50s with a flukey March run (3rd place Big 12 finish) and an NIT team

Donors 2023-25 - “but you can’t win a natty in football, spend big on hoops!”

FB coach - first time coach in his 30s
BB coach - 10 straight seasons at low/mid majors winning 20 games despite getting destroyed in the portal every year

Donors 2026 - “well Casey’s gotta show me something first before I invest.”

That is the very definition of ass backwards fellas.

Klieman was coming off a Big 12 title and y’all treated him like a step child to piss away money on the hardwood because why, you thought we could fluke another March Madness run and win 3 more games than the team that had everything go right? Maybe if we spent some of that ~20 million on football portal players the last 3 years, Coach Kli could’ve got us to the playoff.

The only bidding war on the gridiron y’all got in the last 3 years was for a 5 star player at a non premium position because he was a western Kansas farm boy, but you threw good money after bad that entire time at hoops because… maybe we could win 6 games in March?

Hope is not a strategy, y’all are filthy rich and should’ve known that.

But now it’s time to put it right. Don’t hold your dumb spending on the televangelist against Casey. You continuing to back the Brinks truck up for Tang is why we’re a punchline. I’m tired of being a national joke, I can only imagine how it feels when it’s your money that went up in flames.

I’m sincerely asking, please clean up your mess. Don’t hang Casey Alexander out to dry because Jerome Tang punked you.

- Signed, a concerned fan that doesn’t want to punt on basketball

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb Feel like it's gotta go with white pants tho

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb Why they throwin NFL balls tho

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb We've literally never even played Oregon. AI gone too far 😞

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@EMAWCaleb Gonna be embarrassing trying to defend his performance. If any of the contest gets leaked of him saying he didn't do anything wrong it's gonna make it even harder to find any kind of job going forward

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@joemathieu They're using it as a way to not pay him a buyout for being a piss poor coach imo. No coach we want here will be scared of getting fired for their comments when, like you've said, tang didn't say anything we haven't seen before

[Ian Tilley @turpentinetill]

@0xAlaric This isn't anything special. TrumpRX only lists already existing coupons from the manufacturer that have been popularized in the last few years

GoodRX and Manufacturer coupons are antithetical to affordability in the pharmaceutical field

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@EMAWCaleb That being said I'd love to watch a game and at least not want to claw my eyes out

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@EMAWCaleb Say what you want but he's doing wonders for my betting. Opponent ML - Opponent to win 2nd half - Haggerty +15 pts is damn near a lock