Murray Todd

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

who let the dogs out?

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@mrbillburnett Eh?

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@FishersLaundry #thistleawards Jennifer Reoch

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@DYW_NorthEast @SandmanAberdeen Look forward to working with you!

[P&J Live @PandJLive]

🎁🎫COMPETITION🎫🎁 | #DeaconBlue are coming to #Aberdeen on 14 December to @AECC_Aberdeen, and we are giving away 4 tickets!

TO ENTER:

✅ Follow us! @TECAScotland
✅ Retweet this post!

#TECA #WhereThePassionLives

[Aberdeen City & Shire Tourism Awards @ACSTourismAward]

If you offer accommodation – but aren’t a hotel, guest house or B&B – then this is the award for you! We’re looking for the Best Self Catering Accommodation providers in the north east - there’s still plenty of time to enter at https://t.co/6pZMkAyEr7 #acsta18

[Aberdeen City & Shire Tourism Awards @ACSTourismAward]

Do you know someone who has worked tirelessly to improve the north east’s tourism offering? Put their name forward today for the Regional Ambassador award, sponsored by @JC_Accountants. Enter now at https://t.co/QG9Bonyc2w #acsta18

[Aberdeen City & Shire Tourism Awards @ACSTourismAward]

Peter Walker of @themeldrum believes entering #acsta18 shows your guests that you're a leading light in north east tourism, and that it recognises your staff's amazing contribution to your success.

[Aberdeen City & Shire Tourism Awards @ACSTourismAward]

.@NLFerries is sponsoring this year’s Best Heritage Tourism Experience award, looking for the north east’s best museums, heritage centres, guided tours and anyone that helps our rich history sparkle for visitors to the area. Enter at
https://t.co/lDgpnrYwjA now. #acsta18

[Aberdeen City & Shire Tourism Awards @ACSTourismAward]

Do you offer your customers an unforgettable dining experience, consisting of only the finest local produce? Restaurants of all sizes can enter the #acsta18 Best Eating Experience category, sponsored by @ArdoeHouse. Enter now at https://t.co/lq0Y6iJz8B

[Murray Todd @turraymodd]

@mrbillburnett @ThomasCookUK @TUIUK #bummer

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Really @amazonuk? 3 separate massive boxes for 3 thin mats!

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@mrbillburnett Mash is hilarious https://t.co/R1EMegd7AU

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

Things that did not exist on Christmas Day 10 years ago:

Uber
Airbnb
Instagram
Snapchat
Bitcoin
iPad
Kickstarter
Pinterest
App Store
Angry Birds
Siri
Google Chrome 
WhatsApp
Candy Crush
Alexa
Tinder
Apple Watch
Facebook Messenger
Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

I'd come back sooner, but even I can't get through customs now.

[Matt Beaton @mattdbeaton]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

#ElectionResults
#TrumpPresident

[Murray Todd @turraymodd]

Hope I win an #iPhone7 in @AnkerOfficial's #LuckyNumberSeven #giveaway!! Check it out: https://t.co/KfmNfFVMiE

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@brewdog Can even get the good stuff in northern Iceland #akureyri #expensiveoverhere

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@stevenmcc82 Good point!

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Loving the @AnkerOfficial #CableSwap! $0.01 for a kevlar-fiber reinforced cable: https://t.co/PoX1gnLwY7