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[bailey @turtlebearr]

im hummussexual ( i would fuck sabra hummus )

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

“We all ugly to someone” not me tho I asked everyone. Y’all be safe tho

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am not a gold digger because I have my own money but I do want a partner who can either afford the places I want to go or won’t be a little bitch baby about me paying for us

[bailey @turtlebearr]

Johnny Cash the original street punk

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

People say “you can’t defund the police” like Women who listen to true crime podcasts couldn’t replace the entire police force

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

Shout out to all the people I know that have dropped acid, smoked crack, snorted speed & shot dope but wanna tell me about how crazy it is that I got a vaccine that hasn’t yet been approved by the FDA.

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

me & the gang now that we're all vaccinated

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

*me hearing a girl say the most insane thing I’ve ever heard* No exactly

[Shelley Duvall @soshelleyduvall]

Shelley Duvall eating cotton candy on the set of Brewster McCloud, 1970

[cal? @cal_gif]

my opinion on changing your last name when you get married is just that if they have a cooler last name than mine I’ll change it. but if it’s too lame or common I’m keeping mine

[• @ballisticbris]

quote of the day

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like the concept of easter! intense, very metal basis (someone being murdered and coming back to life) but with a cottage core aesthetic (bunnies and pastel)

[bailey @turtlebearr]

Aliens visit earth for cheap drugs

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i’ll be like “long story short” then still tell an entire fully detailed story

[d ☆ @itsxdianaa]

men with Bible names be doing the worst shit